14 Bookmarks by PoopSchepanski
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What does Sakura do when she needs a lesson in sexual education? Calls upon her favorite teacher for help, of course!
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11 Apr 2026
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A Terrible Idea (And Yet) by 12 Abodes of Silence (12_abodes_of_silence)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Sep 2025
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Konoha sends its top medic to Sunagakure to help modernize their medical systems and strengthen the alliance.
On paper, it’s a brilliant diplomatic strategy.Sakura sees it as a chance to do good.
Gaara sees it as a political chess move.
Both are right.She wants to heal. He wants to protect. Neither expected to want more.
Between diplomacy and distrust, undercurrents and unspoken glances, two emotionally constipated shinobi try their best not to catch feelings in a desert full of secrets.They both know it’s a terrible idea.
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20 Sep 2025
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It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.
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- 35/?
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31 Aug 2025
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In the quiet before sunrise, Sakura finds herself in Gaara’s arms, closer than expected, farther than she should be. What began as a simple mission reveals its weight not through danger, but through the silence between them, and the questions it awakens. Some lines are crossed without a sound.
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- Part 1 of Every Touch Leaves a Trace
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31 Aug 2025
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Her dad had tried to kill her.
It didn’t matter that it hadn’t been on purpose, or that he hadn’t even recognized her. That truth cut deeper than the blade he’d almost driven through her heart.
But Sarada wasn’t one to dwell (too much). If her father wasn’t willing to be the man of the family, she’d find someone else who was.
Or, Sarada sets out to set her mom up with the finest bachelor in Konoha. And if the lucky guy also happens to make a great new papa? Well, that’s just killing two birds with one kunai.
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24 Aug 2025
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Kakashi has acquired a cellular device. And somehow, this event leads to her going to his apartment, him getting drunk, and then proceeding to lay on her lap, take off his mask, and fall asleep there. Sakura didn't realize that a cell phone would ruin her life in the best way possible.
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23 Aug 2025
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Years after the war, Sakura's a medical prodigy, a scientific powerhouse, and the reigning champion of being right all the damn time.
Kakashi — her technically brilliant but functionally useless Hokage of a boyfriend — knows this better than anyone. He also knows that if she’s left unsupervised for too long, she’ll either solve world hunger or commit a war crime. Possibly both.
Between terrorizing Orochimaru for fun, proving she’s better at paperwork than the actual Hokage, and making Kakashi’s life very difficult (in every way imaginable), Sakura is busy. Too busy, in fact, to realize she might have a little bit of a god complex.
It’s fine. She’s earned it.
(Or: Sakura is a feral scientific menace, Kakashi is struggling, and somehow their love language is being insufferable together.)
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22 Aug 2025
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"The very first thing Shikamaru noticed when he opened his eyes was “pink”
There was so much pink and Shikamaru hadn’t thought that people COULD come in the color pink but obviously he was wrong because the very cute/round/small
girl in front of him was definitely pink."or
Where Sakura is a little different and Shikamaru is a little more caring and both of them meet and become best friends in their first year of the academy.
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- 9/?
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17 Jun 2025
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Takes place shortly after Naruto The Last.
After a particularly rough year, Sakura discovers a time-traveling artifact and goes back in time — intent to prevent the Uchiha massacre.
Her plan is to find twenty year old Kakashi from the past and convince him to help her. She finds an ally in Shisui Uchiha instead. Anbu Kakashi isn't at all like the friend she left behind.
Meanwhile, the newly appointed Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi races after Sakura to stop her, not understanding his growing feelings for his former teammate. He knows that Anbu Kakashi of the past wouldn’t be swayed by a cute green-eyed, pink haired kunoichi. He can only hope that if she does find his past self— that he doesn’t kill her.
Or, if Shisui lives, the whole world is a much better place!
Very Uchiha-centric story. Lots of Team 7 love.🌸 🐺 ⌛
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🎭 🦈 🦂Series
- Part 11 of Kakashi and Sakura stories
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- 51/51
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21 May 2025
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Sakura and Kakashi are assigned a mission that will change the path of their lives forever.
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- 18/?
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02 May 2025
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“When I first met you, you were…intimidating, to say the least. But I liked the way you smiled at me,” she admit like she was shy, her doe–eyes trained on the dirt floor.
“You like my yellow–ass teeth?” he bared his teeth in a mocking smile as wide as he could, deciding it’d be funny watching her try to come up with something nice to say.
“I like your yellow–ass teeth!” She echoed unflinchingly with a small smile and eyes glittering, befitting some kind of cartoon princess. Like Snow–fuckin’–White.
“Huh. Will wonders ever cease,” he huffed in amusement. “What else you like, princess?”
Five things the Ghoul doesn't understand about Lucy Maclean, and one thing he does for certain.
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09 Apr 2025
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In this reimagined gothic narrative, Ellen Hutter still sacrifices herself to Nosferatu to save her husband. But her beloved, Thomas, fails in his attempt to destroy the vampyre's tomb, leaving the Nosferatu alive, and Ellen irrevocably changed.
Awakening as a vampyre, Ellen finds herself caught between her lingering humanity and her growing connection to Count Orlok, who reveals a tragic depth beneath his monstrous facade. As they explore a dark yet tender bond, Ellen wrestles with her love for her husband, her thirst for blood, and her newfound immortality. Meanwhile, Thomas, driven by guilt, embarks on a desperate quest to reclaim Ellen, forcing a confrontation that could decide the fate of all three.
With passion as eternal as the night, Ellen must choose between her past and her future, light and shadow, and the love of a man or a monster.
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15 Jan 2025
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After the events at Griffith Observatory, Lucy has about a thousand questions about herself, her morality, and everything else she can think of. Luckily for her, the road to New Vegas is long, and the Ghoul is surprisingly fascinating to talk to.
Naturally, she does what any (questionably) sane person would do: She falls in love with him.
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Listen, fuckers, we are primarily rolling with vibes here. What vibes, you ask? Soft, lovely, warm ones with LOTS of assholery and angst mixed in. Expect a chipper, sassy Lucy, a grumpy, more-vulnerable-than-he-wants-to-be Cooper, and a Dogmeat that can do no wrong.
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- Part 1 of Fallout 'Verse
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- 12/12
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03 Jul 2024