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    Shane Hollander, a twenty seven year old Omega, wants a pup terribly bad. The Alphas he's been with all eventually decide he's too much work; his heats have been irregular since he debuted his designation. After Luke dumped him last year, Shane made the ultimate decision to be artificially inseminated. Following the proper channels, making the appropriate calls and filing the correct paperwork has led to this moment; his insemination from a doctor.

    It's not his fault his doctor is a sexy, tall blonde Russian who accidentally triggers his heat.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The bed spring creaks with his weight pressing down as he shifts to make himself comfortable. Shane could not imagine himself in this situation if he tried. And he really never fucking tried to imagine this situation. Cringing, he meets Rozanov’s gaze from where he sits on his own bed. 

    “You want me to show you how to fuck your girlfriend properly?”

    Or five times Ilya teaches Shane how to properly pleasure his girlfriend and the one time Shane realizes who the pleasure is meant for.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    This is an alternate universe where Ilya never did made an advance on Shane in that shower when they were younger. Now they're on the same team and have been the bickering best friends since the beginning of time. Shane gets kinda made fun of for still being a virgin so Ilya takes matters into his own hands at a house party. What Ilya doesn't know is that Shane is a freak that was just waiting to be released from his cage.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "So, what now?" Shane said, his voice turning into a whisper now that the two of them were so close to one another.

    Ilya shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he admitted. His gaze dropped briefly, not to Shane's eyes, but to his lips. While the crowd was busy shouting around them, Shane finally understood exactly why people had been placing bets on the two of them.

    Shane recalled hearing about Gay Chicken from a friend of a friend who'd played it at another party a while ago. From what he remembered, it consisted of two supposedly straight people getting progressively closer to one another until one of them "chickened out" first. The loser was whoever backed away or generally decided they'd had enough. 

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    OR: Ilya and Shane play a game of Gay Chicken

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    10 Jun 2026