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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Everyone wonders how Kyle and Cartman can be roommates and live in relative harmony, without killing each other. The secret is mutual masturbation. But when Kyle starts getting into a particular type of porno, it has him re-thinking his and Cartman's dynamic... and if he would like to give (half) docking a try.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    Harbouring a crush on Kyle, being locked in a room with him should be Eric's idea of heaven. But it really isn't. Not when he's trying to get over his stupid crush, and there is an entire house party chanting outside Clyde's bedroom window demanding that they just kiss already. Eric decides there's only one solution... and that's jumping out the window.

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    02 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Enemies is kind of a strong word.”

    Eric arches a wry eyebrow.

    “Then what would you call it?” he asks, genuinely curious.

    Kyle shrugs, suddenly coy.

    “We’re friends,” he replies, like it’s that simple.

    *~*~*~*~*~*

    “Nice of you to show up,” Kyle teases, tilting his chin a tad. “Did you enjoy?”

    Eric nods slowly.

    “Yeah, it was a good game. Looks like I came at the right time, seems like you guys weren’t playing so hot before I showed up.”

    Kyle makes a soft, amused hum in the back of his throat, hands slipping behind his back. Eric blinks, his heart racing.

    Is this flirting? Are we actually flirting right now?

    “Guess that makes you my lucky charm, huh?” Kyle asks, arching an eyebrow.

    Eric feels like he’s about to spontaneously combust, leaving a pile of ashes in his sneakers.

    Holy fuck he is flirting with me! Dorky, corny flirting at that, oh my god!

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    At the moment when young Blanket Jefferson — Jackson — crosses paths with Kyle Broflovski, his injury is tended to by him. Meanwhile, Kyle learns more about his life and the peculiarities of his family.
    Such as the fact that a certain little blue blanket can hold more significance for someone than he realizes.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Cartman has an old secret, Kyle has an overthinking problem, and Stan and Kenny have front row seats to all of it.

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Yeah, there are a million fucking reasons why you shouldn’t love me, but there’s also a damn good one why you should.”

    Cartman reached into his hoodie pocket then and pulled out what appeared to be an old bus or train ticket of some sort, yellowed and frayed with time.

    “The thing is, Kyle, I’m never going to be the ‘safe’ choice. It’s just that you’re also never going to be safer than you are with me. Because I will fucking die before I let something happen to you— before I let anyone or anything take you from me.”

    Despite the confidence that had built in his voice, Cartman was trembling slightly as he grabbed Kyle’s hand, forcing the redhead’s palm open to place the worn piece of paper in it. Kyle blinked in confusion, then held it out in front of his face to get a better look. The ink was smudged, but he could still make out the largest words, printed in the center.

    DENVER, CO — SAN FRANCISCO, CA
    ROUND TRIP

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Based on Anon prompt on Tumblr: 'Cartman wasn't careful what he wished for because Kyle's now a sex demon.' Here's how they got there.

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They’ve been going at it like wild animals consistently for the past two weeks and, believe it or not, Cartman has reached the bottom of his bottomless pit of lust. Fucking crazy, right? Sure, sex every day sounded awesome, but in practice?

    Kyle just wouldn’t let up.

    This was why he was laying on the sheets tired and strangely compliant while Kyle sat and rode him hard and fast. His poor mattress squeaked in distress under them and Cartman was seriously contemplating whether he should start paying for his bed’s therapy after this.

  6. Public Bookmark 40

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    Cartman does what he does best: peer pressuring impressionable Jews the only way he knows how.

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    15 Apr 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Shutupcupidme.” Cartman muttered under his breath.

    Kyle couldn’t quite hear what Cartman was saying. “What?” he asked.

    “I said that you’re so fuckin stinky.” Cartman said, and Kyle was pretty sure he was about to blow a fuse.

    “It's called pheromones idiot. That’s just what happens if you become an alpha or omega.” Kyle said, before an idea popped into his head. “Maybe you just haven’t gotten a good enough sniff.” He teased, shoving his neck in front of Cartman’s face.

    “Fuck you Kyle!” Cartman immediately said, trying to push him away. Kyle had pretty much climbed onto Cartman’s lap.

    “Mmfh, mmfh, mmfh mmfh.” Kenny said.

    Stan scoffed. “I know, super gay.”
    ~~~~~~~

    Kyle is a newly turned omega and is profiting off of it bigtime.

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    11 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “You know, you would probably pick up more chicks if you had a nicer car.” Cartman said, adjusting the seat a little.

    Kyle huffed, turning on the car engine. “Just turn on the radio.” He said.

    Cartman pressed the on button, and careless whisper started to play. “What the fuck man, you actually picking up chicks in this car?” He almost looked disappointed.

    “No, it’s the radio station, why would I-” he was stopped by Cartman’s lips. Luckily, the car was still in park, so when the teen got on top of Kyle, it really wasn’t a vehicle operating problem.

    Kyle whined, holding onto Cartman’s shoulders, as their lips meshed with each other’s. For a good couple moments, he sounded like Kenny, just slightly trying to speak as Cartman kissed him. His attempt to speak didn’t last long, because he was distracted by that satisfaction of an omega being recognized by their alpha of choice.

    Damn, he didn’t realize how much fuckin courting behavior he was doing till now.

  8. Public Bookmark 20

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    In bed with the flu, Eric only has the strength to watch his favourite romantic movies... and dream about Kyle.

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    11 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 29

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    While digging through Cartman's room to locate a game controller, Kyle finds a strange looking diver's suit buried deep within the closet.

    It looks familiar.

    Where has he seen it before?

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    08 Apr 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 12

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    Erica Cartman is not only a successful influencer living her best life in LA, but also the most beautiful woman Kyle has ever met and the subject of an all-consuming crush he's had since he was a teenager. He resigns himself to the fact that he'll never get the chance to be with her, until Erica offers to host Kenny and Butters' wedding at her extravagant mansion.

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    06 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 56

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    Eric is pressured by Cupid Me to tell Kyle how he really feels, but there's just one problem. On the day he plans to confess his love to Kyle, Kyle jinxes him. But while Kyle has fun torturing Eric with his inability to speak, he has no idea that Eric has something he's dying to tell him.

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    06 Apr 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?

    You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.

    It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.

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    31 Mar 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 36

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    Unable to sleep due to 'unfortunate circumstances', Kyle finds solace in the form of Cartman - but as is inevitable with these boys it's not as simple as a mere sleepover, and Kyle gets more than he'd bargained for.
    This fanfic is based on the events of the incredible blog 'Ask The Main Four' on Tumblr, and is totally canonical to the universe.
    NSFW Kyman smut, first time and delicious grinding warning.

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    30 Mar 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    Financial issues mean that Karen needs to rehome her beloved pet rabbit, Bigwig. But could there be a home for Bigwig in the Stotch household?

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    22 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 14

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    They were considered the biggest enemies in all of South Park, but a confusing childhood crush and a whirlwind romance in their teens would turn all of that on its head and change their lives forever. This is Cartman & Kyle: Behind The Blow.

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    15 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Eric blinks, impressed that Kyle, the occasional chickenshit when it comes to dealing with his bitch of a mom, his friend who often has a stick up his ass, or sand in his vagina about anything even an inch away from honesty, is able to think of a lie so quickly.

    A smile starts to spread across his face without permission, but he immediately snaps out of it. He wishes his heart would stop beating so fast though. It must be the adrenaline though, right? The rush of emotions, the relief that Kyle – Kyle of all people – might have saved them… but it doesn’t explain how he found Kyle’s fidgetiness cute… no, not cute! How could Kyle ever be cute? One, he’s a dude, and two, it’s Kyle, who is many things. Annoying? Yes. Nerdy? You bet. Pissy? That’s him. Always out to ruin Eric’s good time and foil his super smart plans because he’s jealous he didn’t come up with them and is a bitter son of a bitch? Yes and yes… but cute? No fucking way.

  16. Public Bookmark 25

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    After years of pining and a drunken kiss on Cartman's couch, Kyle and Cartman are finally going on a date. Kyle has gone all out with tickets to Les Misérables and gets a lesson in musical theatre subtext.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    But sitting in the lavish theatre, the murmuring conversation bouncing off the walls as the audience waits for the show to start, Kyle wonders if maybe the anticipation is getting too much for Cartman. It’s like the Nintendo Wii saga all over again.

    “Come on, come on…” he mutters, his leg jittering uncontrollably. He throws his head back. “God, just start already!”

    “So you’re still as impatient as ever.” Kyle smirks, looking up from his absent-minded scanning of the playbill.

    Cartman huffs, shaking his head.

    “I can’t take it anymore, Kyle. I might seriously just hop up on that stage and whip out my best Javert if it’ll get this show on the road.”

    Kyle snorts, raising his eyebrows at him.

    “You’re exuding serious theatre kid energy right now.”

  17. Public Bookmark 29

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    kyman somno lets goooooo

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    11 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ”One could argue that he could stop what he was doing at any moment. They'd be wrong. Kyle was a Pandora's box. Once he leered you in, you were simply done for and unable to stop. One should only pity him in this position, not put blame on him.”

    “He stroked himself for a short moment before letting go of his dick to gently lift one of Kyle's asscheeks, spreading him. He used his other hand to grasp his cock and press it to the redhead's hole. He stared at the point where they were connected. The color of Kyle's little hole matched the tip of his dick. He couldn't describe how that made him feel.“

  18. Public Bookmark 22

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    Kyle admits something he's realized about himself. He's still unsure, so Eric says they can try and test it out.

    You can guess what happens next :)

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    11 Mar 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 27

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    When Kyle is feeling miserable and jealous over Cartman while on a blind date, he ends up drinking until he can't think straight. Things take a turn when he decides to leave Cartman a drunken voice which inadvertently reveals his true feelings for him.

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    07 Mar 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 17

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    Realizing that Cartman and Kyle have been dancing around each other for far too long, Stan and Kenny take matters into their own hands with nothing but a pop song, some weed, and a half-baked plan.

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    22 Feb 2026

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