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Thirsting for vengeance after his brother's disappearance, Kyle joined the navy to pursue pirates. Instead he finds himself pursuing a pretty young thing called Irene. Though perhaps the two are not so different...
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- Part 3 of Kyman Week 2026
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With Kylie on her way to college, Erica wants to compete in the town's annual Cow Days rodeo competition; though not to win any esteem or glory, but so as not to lose the most important girl in her life.
(Title from the lyrics to Rodeo Queen by Jade Eagleson.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman Week 2026
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When Kyle and Cartman get stuck in an elevator together for seven minutes, they decide to make a game out of it.
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- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2026
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ABC, Easy as You and Me 2: Trouble in Casa Bonita by PartiPooper for shortstackedcheesecake96
Fandoms: South Park
27 May 2026
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Four months into their new relationship, things couldn't be better between Kyle and Eric.
If only the same could be said for the relationship between Kyle and Eric's son, Zachary.
Perhaps trying to bond during a trip to Casa Bonita for his birthday will fix everything?
Or perhaps Kyle Broflovski will learn why He Should Have Never Gone Casa Bonita-ing?
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- Part 2 of ABC AU
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Kyle Broflovski is a kindergarten teacher who just moved to South Park, turned twenty-six, and thinks he has it all figured out. Eric Cartman is a fresh divorcee and single father who thinks he can show him different.
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- Part 1 of ABC AU
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Inside This Place Is Warm, Outside It Starts To Pour by shortstackedcheesecake96
Fandoms: South Park
21 Feb 2022
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Everyone wonders how Kyle and Cartman can be roommates and live in relative harmony, without killing each other. The secret is mutual masturbation. But when Kyle starts getting into a particular type of porno, it has him re-thinking his and Cartman's dynamic... and if he would like to give (half) docking a try.
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- Part 5 of Super Kyman Smut Series
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04 Jun 2026
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Harbouring a crush on Kyle, being locked in a room with him should be Eric's idea of heaven. But it really isn't. Not when he's trying to get over his stupid crush, and there is an entire house party chanting outside Clyde's bedroom window demanding that they just kiss already. Eric decides there's only one solution... and that's jumping out the window.
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02 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
“Enemies is kind of a strong word.”
Eric arches a wry eyebrow.
“Then what would you call it?” he asks, genuinely curious.
Kyle shrugs, suddenly coy.
“We’re friends,” he replies, like it’s that simple.
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“Nice of you to show up,” Kyle teases, tilting his chin a tad. “Did you enjoy?”
Eric nods slowly.
“Yeah, it was a good game. Looks like I came at the right time, seems like you guys weren’t playing so hot before I showed up.”
Kyle makes a soft, amused hum in the back of his throat, hands slipping behind his back. Eric blinks, his heart racing.
Is this flirting? Are we actually flirting right now?
“Guess that makes you my lucky charm, huh?” Kyle asks, arching an eyebrow.
Eric feels like he’s about to spontaneously combust, leaving a pile of ashes in his sneakers.
Holy fuck he is flirting with me! Dorky, corny flirting at that, oh my god!
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At the moment when young Blanket Jefferson — Jackson — crosses paths with Kyle Broflovski, his injury is tended to by him. Meanwhile, Kyle learns more about his life and the peculiarities of his family.
Such as the fact that a certain little blue blanket can hold more significance for someone than he realizes.Series
- Part 1 of My Kyman AU
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17 May 2026
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I Love You, I Mean It; Take It or Leave It by sharksdonthavescales for PartiPooper
Fandoms: South Park
09 May 2026
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Cartman has an old secret, Kyle has an overthinking problem, and Stan and Kenny have front row seats to all of it.
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09 May 2026
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"Yeah, there are a million fucking reasons why you shouldn’t love me, but there’s also a damn good one why you should.”
Cartman reached into his hoodie pocket then and pulled out what appeared to be an old bus or train ticket of some sort, yellowed and frayed with time.
“The thing is, Kyle, I’m never going to be the ‘safe’ choice. It’s just that you’re also never going to be safer than you are with me. Because I will fucking die before I let something happen to you— before I let anyone or anything take you from me.”
Despite the confidence that had built in his voice, Cartman was trembling slightly as he grabbed Kyle’s hand, forcing the redhead’s palm open to place the worn piece of paper in it. Kyle blinked in confusion, then held it out in front of his face to get a better look. The ink was smudged, but he could still make out the largest words, printed in the center.
DENVER, CO — SAN FRANCISCO, CA
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.
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Kyle started laughing for real then, full-body, helpless. The kind of laugh that made his ribs ache, and his nose scrunch, and his eyes go shiny for a completely different reason.
Cartman stared at him, and it hit him right in the chest.
God, he was so gone.
Kyle’s curls bounced as he laughed. His cheeks were still blotchy from crying earlier, his eyes a little puffy, his freckles bright. He looked tired and swollen and in a borrowed hoodie that didn’t quite sit right over his bump.
Cartman thought he’d never looked more unfairly, stupidly, painfully beautiful.
~from Chapter 15 (14)
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“So, when is she usually awake?”
Kyle glanced at him. “What?”
“When is she usually active?” Cartman repeated, like this was suddenly very important.
Kyle’s face warmed a little. There was something almost embarrassingly sweet about the fact that Cartman was asking that so seriously. Like he was taking mental notes. Like this information mattered.
“I don’t know, dude. I can’t exactly ask her for her calendar.”
Cartman ignored that. “Does she go quiet for long stretches?”
“Sometimes.”
“How long?”
Kyle turned toward him more fully now, incredulous and amused all at once. “Why are you interrogating me like this?”
“I’m not interrogating you,” Cartman said defensively. “I’m gathering data!”
“You are absolutely interrogating me.”
“I am trying,” Cartman said, lowering his voice and glancing around like this was a private matter, “to understand why your daughter keeps throwing raves in your stomach at three in the morning.”
Kyle’s lips twitched.
“Our daughter,” he said automatically.
“Yeah,” Cartman said back, more gently with fondness. “Our daughter.”
Something in Kyle's chest squeezed so hard it almost hurt. He looked away first because he had to. Because if he kept looking at Cartman like that in a waiting room full of strangers, he was going to do something humiliating, like melt directly through the chair or try to see if Cartman could get him pregnant a second time after dragging him into the nearest empty exam room.
~from Chapter 20 (19)
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The second Kyle settled, Cartman made a low sleepy sound and moved toward him immediately. His arm came around Kyle’s middle, heavy and warm, dragging him back against his chest with surprising force for someone fully unconscious. Kyle let out a startled little breath as Cartman burrowed in, face pressing between Kyle’s shoulder blades for a second before he adjusted, nosing sleepily down along the back of Kyle’s neck like he was trying to find the exact right place to fit.
“Mm... There you are,” Cartman mumbled, voice ruined with sleep.
“Eric—” Kyle whispered, startled.
Cartman only made another low noise in his throat and tugged him closer, “I think I dreamed about her.”
“What?”
Cartman mumbled again, quieter this time, words slurring at the edges. “Baby,” he said.
Within maybe thirty seconds, his breathing deepened again. Kyle stayed awake. He turned his head just enough to look back over his shoulder. Cartman’s face was half-hidden in the pillow, hair a mess, lashes dark against his cheeks, mouth soft with sleep. He let himself sink back into the warmth of the bed, into Cartman behind him, into the hand still curved protectively over the front of his stomach.
A minute later, so quietly Kyle almost thought he imagined it, Cartman mumbled, “Love you.”
~from Chapter 21 (20)
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"I don't like her, that's the thing..." Kyle looked at him then, really looked at him, and whatever Eric saw in his face made his own go quiet. “I love her. I love her so much that it makes me sick sometimes." He looked terrified the second he said it. “I love her,” he repeated, smaller this time.
Eric’s hand stayed on Kyle’s stomach, but his eyes lifted to Kyle’s face, and Eric’s eyes filled instantly at the sight of him. “You do?”
“Don’t,” Kyle said, voice breaking. “Don’t cry because of what I said. I mean it,” he shuddered, tears still spilling down his own face. “If you cry, I’m gonna cry worse, and I already can’t breathe right because your huge baby is crushing my organs.”
Eric let out a broken, wet laugh before he could stop it. “My huge baby?”
“Yes, your huge baby.”
Eric’s hand slid from Kyle’s stomach to his side, not leaving him, just holding him differently, and he braced himself for the words he was about to say before taking a deep breath, “I think I love her too.”
~from Chapter 23 (22)