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Coyle tips your chin up with the blunt edge of his cattle-prod, its end still warm with the afterglow of electricity.
The leather of his jacket flexes as he braces one heavy boot atop your crumpled chest. The soulless, black lenses of his aviators betraying nothing.
“Ain’t no use fightin’ it,” he drawls in a thick, hungry purr. And it feels that his eyes stroke down your shape. Taking it all in. Fucking starving for it. “You're my whore in need’uh judgement, now. Been a bad dog, gone ‘n pissed me off.”
He sucks a charred drag from his cig, its ember burned across his lenses.
“Gonna have you pleadin’ fer mercy ‘fore I'm done.”
reader's gender is not specified ❤︎ names like 'whore', 'honey' and 'bad dog' are used
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28 Jun 2026
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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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30 May 2026
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After accidentally sending a set of very private photos to Mayor Jerry Generazzo, you do what any sensible woman would do: avoid him, deny everything, and absolutely do not think about how annoyingly decent he is when it matters.
(set before the events of the movie)
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30 Apr 2026
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Living in space, being in a general state of terror, having been in a coma, and being adrift from the rest of humanity has done much for Dr. Ryland Grace, but it hasn’t broken his dick.
Evidently. Which is positive — yippee, penis functional! But also negative — boo, having yet another pressing biological need to attend to.
Or, Dr Grace pathetically jerks it in space, thinking of his crush, years of travel away.
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10 Apr 2026
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falling stars, hand in hand by sugarfr0g
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Apr 2026
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“Pilot awake!”
You tear your eyes from the myriad of glass tubing crowding the bunks. That was most definitely not the same automated voice that the computer had spoken with earlier. You turn around, and—
Well. You have no fucking idea what you’re looking at.
Your brain rapidly oscillates between fight or flight, fight or flight, before settling on the third option; freeze and scream. Your already dry and strained vocal cords squeeze and shred in protest, so it comes out less like shriek and more like a raspy whine. Get with the program, larynx!
The creature makes some sort of shrill, musical noise back, waving its appendages at you. Which you can only assume is some sort of offensive posture. Holy shit.
“Not worry! Rocky friend! Grace! Pilot friend awake!” The creature trills.
Hail Mary's commanding officer wakes up two months late.
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08 Apr 2026