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The thing about all these clones, CRAYDL thought defeatedly, is that they really do look like him. The bossman, who could always be iterated a hundred times over.
CRAYDL wasn’t expecting Plan B to feel so much like a betrayal.
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After his confrontation with Max Mercury and Impulse in the speed force, Inertia disappeared into the lightning winds, and did not return.
CRAYDL, after too long deliberating, finally activates the failsafes; created in case of the first Inertia's death.
Because Project Inertia would always, inevitably, continue.
But Thaddeus Thawne the Second is very much alive. And he can't help continuing just the same. -
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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Rescue and Rehabilitation by JpegDotJpeg
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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In a world where Superboy is broken out of his tube by Robin, the two teenagers navigate superpowers, friendship, otherness, and unreachable expectations, all while their fates become less intertwined and their lives become moreso.
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Bluestreak wasn’t expecting to get sucked into a Quintesson portal and get thrown halfway across the galaxy without anyway to get back home or long term way to keep himself alive. He wasn’t expecting to survive shutting down the portal at all.
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Smokescreen, member of the Mecha program, was left comatose after an injury on the field abruptly severed the connection between his brain and his mech. Follow him, after he wakes up ten years later, as he tries to figure out what happened to his two brothers in that time.
Primarily inspired by Keferon's [#reverse mecha au] on Tumblr, and "First Contact" by S0methingS1mple here on AO3 -
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“There’s something on this island that Garp wants.” Roger had laughed as he tapped the roughly sketched map with a calloused finger. “And we’re gonna get it first.”
'It' turned out to be a baby.
(What if Roger never got sick, attempt 1)
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As of Stars Ablaze by SpaceWall for 3DamBooks
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jun 2026
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Like Curufinwë, like Carnistir, she wore anger as a mask, under which Nerdanel could see a savage wound, still dripping fresh blood.
“They took my son,” Elwing said. “They as good as killed him, that day they chose to leave Sauron free. Just as they killed Celebrimbor, and Elros’s children, they killed Elrond too. And, having already hurt him so much, so many times, now they choose to keep him from life. For what? Because some king who knew no war thought he needed divine intervention to tell him whether or not he could fuck?”
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In which Elwing discovers her son is interdicted under the Statute of Finwë and Míriel, and seeks both vengeance and assistance with the tool most immediately to hand.
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Under The Dragon’s Tail by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
13 May 2026
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Starscream doesn’t think much of Megatron’s alliance with the Autobot traitor, Sentinel Prime.
But Sentinel seems to be thinking a lot about Starscream…
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dawn patrol by ashenice
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
18 Jul 2022
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Kon was going to die.
He had beat the impossible odds that had led to his existence, stood against everything the universe had thrown at him so far and this was how he was going to die, perched on the roof of a train with three blindfolded, adrenaline high Bats.
“You know, when you mentioned surfing, I thought this would include a board. Somehow. Somewhere.” Kon said casually.
Tim tilted his head to the side, the lower half of his face that wasn’t covered by the blindfold expressing confusion. “What do you mean? The train is the board.”
Right.(Kon goes train surfing with the Bats)
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.”
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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“Are you battling again with the green-eyed monster, sire?” Leon asks.
“No," Arthur says.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“So this is a new method of celebration?”
“Yes.”
“…are you su—”
“Yes, Leon. I’m sure.”(In which Merlin almost gets married and Leon shepherds the fall-out of that to its natural conclusion.)
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Jon had jinxed it.
In the middle of the kriffing night, he had shot awake with the intense urge to go, the Force apparently having decided he was rested enough. He was up and in the cockpit of his small ship before he even registered moving.
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it's a hell of a universe by storm_petrel
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
19 Mar 2023
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spilled red wine by scrapheap_redux
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 Feb 2022
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When Fox makes a rare trip to the medbay, nobody could have expected the consequences. As the Coruscant Guard struggle to support their Commander, an investigation begins to uncover the rot that has covered Coruscant for far too long.
(Or: Fox gets pregnant, and it's the final straw. His brothers won't let him sweep things under the rug any more.)
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- Part 1 of vinegar and other stain removers
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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what do i see in your eyes (besides my reflection, hanging high) by neinofthem (jeyneofpoole)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Jun 2022
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But no, she was here at Caleb’s shitty table, across from Essek, who’s boring holes into the rough-hewn wood with downcast eyes. The thing about Essek, she muses, was that he felt that he was so indebted to the Nein that he was willing to do almost anything to avoid being an inconvenience. Which might, she thinks, be sort of toxic.
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through a circle that ever returneth in to the self-same spot
'The only component that Essek had ever used, before Caleb, was pearl. Essek’s hands look nothing like Caleb’s. And they hurt.'
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Three Years, Six Beacons, Nein Braids by devil_seabird_king (ShaaKi)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 Aug 2023
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As Essek shifts from one stage of punishment for his crimes to another, he's given an unexpected visitor.
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where the fields were green by isawet for TheGaySmurf
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
24 Apr 2026
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Arc 1 (complete): Quinlan finagles a favor out of the Mand'alor, and promptly cashes it in for a clanmate who has gone missing on Bandomeer. The Order dispatches Master Koon to assist, and in the mines Obi-Wan makes friends with Arla Fett.
Arc 2 (complete): Obi-Wan calls the Mandalorians instead of the Order for aid on Melida / Daan. In the Temple, his exit from the Order causes upheaval in the Council and plotting from his closest friends.
Arc 3 (complete): Obi-Wan returns to Temple life after the war, his padawan status up in the air and his trauma too obvious to ignore.