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"What the hell!" Genma says as the door falls shut behind him. "Don't tell me you guys are fucking?"
"Oh, God," Iruka says with a sigh, his eyes closed.
"Okay," Kakashi says, voice deeper than usual when he narrows his eyes in a smile, "we won't tell you."
Genma shrieks.
(or: five times kakashi and iruka get cockblocked, and one time they don't)
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06 Jul 2026
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“This one,” Izumo pipes up and points at Genma, “has the bladder of a small child and would rather shit at home than in public.”
“Language, for fuck’s sake,” Iruka mutters, though it’s lost on anyone else as Genma throws up his hands to say, “What the hell! I don’t even have to shit, man, what’s your problem?”
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Merlin wanted a tattoo.
Arthur wanted to stop wanting things he couldn't keep.Series
- Part 5 of Merlin BBC fics
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19 Jun 2026
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A series of Unfortunate Undercity Events
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01 Jul 2025
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Asami has an important mission: to subdue the Avatar and bring her to the Equalists. However, she finds herself in over her head when the Alpha of Alphas has a much greater effect on her than anticipated.
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01 Jul 2025
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And They Folded Like Cardboard by SarcastCity
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 Aug 2024
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The woman slid her way across the finish line, collapsing in a heap on the ground just after she crossed the line, rolling sideways, her arms out to the side, her ski poles askew, her legs tangled together, her full chest snapping up and down as the crowd screamed and hugged and her coach ran over to help her up.
New.
World.
Record.
C. Kiramman from Piltover, of all the fuckin’ places, had fucking smashed the world record.
Hold up.
Vi’s eyes widened, moving from the tv screen to the woman still sitting quietly at the bar, a rocks glass in front of her.
She had dark hair…she was slender…she had legs for days…and…her beanie was Piltover colors.
Vi walked forward the final few strides and slid in next to her.
Vi cleared her throat, doing her best not to startle her, “Is uh…is that you?” she asked, inclining her head toward the screen when the woman - Gods, she was fucking gorgeous - lifted her head to look at Vi with beautiful, curious blue eyes.
OR The Winter Olympics AU
(Loosely inspired by the cardboard bed nonsense in Tokyo)
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- Part 1 of The Winter Olympics AU
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10 Sep 2024
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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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02 Sep 2024
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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02 Sep 2024
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The last time he’d been on a mission this risky, Kakashi thinks wryly as they run—with, it must be said, what feels like the absolute tail end of his sanity—he’d been a teenager in a white mask. Of course, there’s a difference between “risky” in the sense of being deeply embedded in enemy territory without backup and pursued by S-rank missing nin and “risky” in the sense of giving himself far too many chances to end up in awkward interpersonal situations with the sole object of his affections, but hey, who’s counting?
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30 Jul 2024
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A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along. They find themselves doing that and more as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu,
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- Part 1 of Hero Verse
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15 Jul 2024
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I fell into Naruto again ><
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28 Jun 2024
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Sasuke gets an unexpected heat, and his oldest rival and once best friend Naruto is there for him.
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“I promise I won’t… make things awkward.”
“It’s already kinda awkward, admit it.”
He relinquishes his hold on Naruto’s hand and sighs. “Alright, well then, I promise to be a very good omega and not claw your dick off.”
“Do omegas do that?”
“This one will.”- Language:
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13 Jun 2024
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Every summer, Naruto visits the sleepy beach town of Oceanview. Easily the best part of the trip is the carnival, set up for three days at the end of August. As summers pass, Naruto finds himself coming back again and again to see the boy at the end of the boardwalk. First, he wants to win the game the boy runs, but it turns into wanting to win Sasuke's heart instead. For some reason, Naruto just can't get him out of his head.
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12 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Sasuke looked up, and there were bags under his eyes that Naruto hadn’t noticed before. This didn’t diminish his beauty in anyway. He looked like he was tired because the universe wouldn’t let him sleep; it missed him too much while he was away.
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“So everyone’s been up your butt about me,” Chloe says, leaning back against the hood of the truck. She’s pleased with herself, Max can tell; she wouldn’t have the blue hair or the tattoo or the penchant to kiss Max everywhere, at every opportunity, if she minded being talked about. “What do they want to know? What designer I wear? What I taste like?”
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12 Feb 2024
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Prim, proper Zuko, who’s more of a monk than Sokka’s actual monk brother-in-law, has gone and gotten himself these sexy, diplomatic, tantalising, ritual nipple piercings. He got them for world peace, and now Sokka’s world is falling to pieces.
Zuko gets his nipples pierced for ritual purposes. Sokka needs to get his mouth on them.
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18 Dec 2023
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Mizu was hired. At first Akemi’s fury was incandescent. This was not the desired outcome. She tried her father again, and her father said, “Isn’t this what you wanted?”, and she fumed, teeth clenched, face hot. She tried to sneak out and Mizu caught her, grabbed her by the back of the neck—literally, the back of her neck, squeezed until it hurt. Pushed her back toward the house. Akemi screamed, “You can’t treat me like that!”, and Mizu, cold and soulless, said, “Like what?”, and Akemi said, “Like I’m a dog!” And Mizu said: “Can’t I?”
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Mizu is hired as Akemi's bodyguard. Akemi takes offense.
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12 Dec 2023
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Mizu just barely kept herself from laughing aloud. A princess! Here for her!
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12 Dec 2023
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Mizu sighed, deep relief that she couldn’t help. It had been so long since she’d had good pussy.
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an inch away from more (than just friends) by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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“What do you think about,” Wei Ying said aloud, before she could stop herself, before she could even think twice about the repercussions. “When you.” She finally found Lan Zhan’s eyes, molten in the low light, and swallowed in a tiny, audible gulp. “You know.”
On Wei Ying, Lan Zhan’s gaze didn’t waver even a fraction.
“Giving head,” she said.
Wei Ying was certain she’d misheard. “Getting head?”
“No,” said Lan Zhan.
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After a surprise party gone awry, Wei Ying surprises herself.
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24 Nov 2023
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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21 Nov 2023
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Haru has the worst timing in the world – amidst the colourful explosions of fireworks, a busy festival, Makoto painted in a thousand emotions he never wears – in realising he loves his best friend.
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25 Sep 2023
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These two idiots fuck around after work one day, and Sean gets a bit of unexpected confidence.
Finn couldn't be more into it.Series
- Part 5 of Parting Ways HC
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17 Sep 2023