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“Please fuck me Mr. FBI agent,” Lando begs again.
Oscar looks at him in disapproval. “My name is Oscar. I’m here to ensure your safety. Not to ‘fuck your brains out’ or whatever you said.”
“Aw man,” Lando pouts.
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Lando Norris is a pornstar in the middle of a web of murders. His fellow costars are dropping like flies and all he can do is watch. When the FBI gets involved, he’s put under the care of accomplished Agent Piastri, who Lando decides is a perfect fuck.
Agent Oscar Piastri continuously ignores Lando’s advances and works with his unit to put the pieces together to discover the killings go deeper than they imagined.
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24 Jul 2026
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When Oscar Piastri retires from Formula 1 and reveals himself as JP – the anonymous music sensation whose debut album Falling documented two years of loving someone who wouldn’t love him back – the world immediately knows who the songs are about.
What do you do when you have seven songs written about you and you're too scared to admit they're true?
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22 Jul 2026
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“Don’t worry," Alex says. "These stories kinda naturally present themselves over the season. It’s a dramatic sport.”
Personally, Lando always found motogp more exciting, but he gets what Alex means. Ollie had talked his ear off about last year’s title battle. How a safety car basically decided the title.
But other things as well. Engine failures. Rain. Contact. Track infringements.
All things that could decide a race. Could decide a championship.
“Fairs,” he says. “What’s got me here then? Is someone retiring or something?”
Alex looks at him, amused. “Oscar Piastri. That’s why you’re here.”
Lando racks his brain for any kind of familiarity associated with that name.
He scoffs.
“Who the fuck is Oscar Piastri?”
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Lando's a former Love Island producer who's come to work on Drive To Survive. Oscar is the new rookie who's rocked the paddock with his tweet. A match made in reality TV heaven.Well, if only Lando didn't have an annoying, persistent little crush on him. And Oscar wasn’t so damn confusing.
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20 Jul 2026
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For Lando Norris, surviving the University of Bristol requires an exhausting strategy: being the friendliest guy on campus, smiling at everyone, and pretending to recognize faces that his brain simply erases seconds after he looks away. He has learned to read people by their margins — footsteps, accents, worn-out sneakers, but his entire survival mechanic collapses when he collides with Oscar Piastri, an incredibly stable Engineering freshman who seems completely immune to the chaos around him.
As the quiet proximity of Block C morphs into something impossible to ignore, Lando finds himself facing a double enigma: how to unravel Oscar’s mysterious, subtle "focus of interest" while simultaneously dealing with an unprecedented, overwhelming, and late-coming confusion about his own sexuality.
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17 Jul 2026
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It was stupid.
Oscar knew it was stupid. Louis was one of Lando’s closest friends, and yet-
And yet the cell phone in his hands felt like it weighed a ton, the image attached to Lando’s most recent instagram story burning behind his eyelids.Or, the one in which Oscar tries to talk about feeling jealous, Lando says they're not even dating and the grid decides to show him that's his loss, not Oscar's.
Also, Oscar who is not aware of the plan gets increasingly confused by the amount of attention he is suddenly receiving from absolutely everyone.
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16 Jul 2026
