MiddysBrainCrash



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    You don't think the letter was for you, but you received it anyway. You need to go to the factory, and there's nothing stopping you now. You hope the letter means that your friends could still be there too.

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    Bilbo, after narrowly escaping a scrape with Bolg, manages to save Fíli's life. He only hopes he can save Thorin and Kíli's lives from their stubborn pride, too. As for what he plans to do after? He's got no Middle-Earthly idea.

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    Or: one minor change alters the fates of three royal dwarrow.

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    Title comes from: I Love You, I'm Sorry - Gracie Abrahams.

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    “Quill, Groot, Mantis,” Rocket says in that broken tone. “Drax.”

    “Gamora,” Nebula finishes. She swallows. “We’re the only ones left.”

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    In five years, Thanos will be defeated, the rest of the Guardians will return, and everything will be alright. But not for five years.

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    Bilbo Baggins of the Shire — late a dragon of Mordor — has been enjoying his retirement in the peaceful and boring Shire. It is here that he expects to live out the rest of his life as an underestimated and overfed hobbit, until the promise of treasure and adventure lures him from his hole.

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