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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The kids find food, but Bucket is a little clumsy and gets some on Hood.

    She reacts in a completely normal, healthy way.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    The wooden crate protests against the insistent prying of Boy’s crowbar, but it eventually relents, yawning open with the crack of wood. Five heads peer inside, their eyes wide in awe. 

      “No way…” Boy says. 

      “Is that…real?” Bandage whispers. 

      “I think so…” Girl murmurs.

      “SWEETS!!!” Bucket cries. 

    Sitting within the crate are several packaged sweet foods—chocolate bars, plum pudding, oatmeal cookies, trench cake, gingerbread, ginger snaps, pear snaps, peppermints, pudding cups, jars of jam, and more. 

    The kids find a stash of desserts one night. It is a joyous time!

    For everyone except Hood.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    After being rebuffed, Jon quits alone, and winds up back in a coma.
    Matters gradually improve from there.

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    25 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Jon's tired, jaded, and sick of the entities. Working for Salesa's getting old, and saving random innocents from their untimely consumption by fear gods isn't working out super well, at least until he stops the Lonely from eating a sad young man in a bar bathroom. No good deed goes unpunished, though, and this 'Martin' is really...something.

    Meanwhile, Gerry's trying to balance helping Gertrude save the world with sticking it to the entities and hopefully not turning into their mother. Unclear whether the hot new clown-obsessed archival assistant will help or hinder these pursuits.

    (technically a sequel to 'the warning signs have all been bright and garish', but can absolutely stand alone)

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    22 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Can I have that back?” Jon asks, stupidly holding his hand out, like a child demanding candy. The person is still in shadow, even though Jon's fairly certain that based on his lifetime of experience with light, they shouldn’t be.

    “Depends,” they say, and closer, Jon hears the hitch in their breathing. Something’s wrong with them, and Jon really should leave them to whatever it is. “Can I have a cigarette?”

    (An AU where Jon meets Gerry while he's in uni)

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    20 May 2026