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It all begins with Derek lying in the road, an alarming shade of green. As per usual, it just goes downhill from there.
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12 Jun 2026
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“What day is it?” Derek demanded.
“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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09 Jun 2026
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Thanks for Thumper, But I Prefer Cheeseburgers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Jun 2018
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The wolf’s head whipped around so fast, Stiles felt like he was watching The Exorcist.
Stiles wondered if he could just stand still enough to make the wolf think he was a tree. A very bright red and jean-clad tree. He doubted it, but one could hope.
He knew it was a lost cause when the wolf turned fully, lips pulled back from its sharp teeth—so very sharp, good fucking Lord!—and began walking towards Stiles.
“I didn’t see anything!” Stiles shouted, both hands out in front of himself and sweat instantly breaking out across his skin. “I swear to you! I didn’t see anything! I didn’t see anything! I won’t tell anyone! I won’t! I’ll keep this to myself, until the day I die! I promise! I promise!”
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09 Jun 2026
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"I accept your body!" Stiles says hurriedly. "I accept you. Sexually."
There is a pause. Derek says, "Thanks."
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07 Jun 2026
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“So,” Stiles says, resting his elbows on his knees and settling his chin in his hands. “Hypothetical then: one of you guys gets dosed with some sex wolfsbane – how do we deal with it?”
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- Part 1 of Famous Last Words
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06 Jun 2026
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love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket by thatworldinverted
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Sep 2014
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“There’s no way you, of all people, could keep your hands off your dick for six days, let alone six weeks.”
Six weeks is a long time to go without an orgasm, but when Derek challenges Stiles, all bets are off.
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03 Jun 2026
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Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?
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03 Jun 2026
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Stiles needs some help with a thing. (Post-ep for 3x03 "Fireflies")
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30 May 2026
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Stiles gives Derek a flea bath. Then things get weird.
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“Is this a joke?” Stiles says when Derek hands him the bottle. It has to be a joke, right? This is just more evidence of Derek’s redeveloping sense of humor. Ha-ha. He’s hilarious.
“Does it look like I’m joking,” Mr. Murder Eyebrows himself says flatly.
Fuck, he’s not joking.
Stiles turns the bottle over in his hands. No matter how many times he reads it, it still says Flea Treatment Shampoo for Dogs.
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30 May 2026
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“I’ll bring it to the cleaner’s and give it back to you,” Stiles said, and then Derek didn’t see his jacket for three weeks and just assumed Stiles forgot all about it.
Only then he does bring it back and, well. It doesn’t smell like smoke anymore, that’s for sure. It holds a weeks-old sort of chemical scent, he assumes from wherever Stiles brought it to be cleaned, so faint Derek would hardly notice if he weren’t looking for it. Under that, a hint of Derek’s own scent. All overlaid with a whole lot of teenage boy. Like Stiles threw it on the ground and rolled around on top of it for a year or so.
Stiles keeps scent-marking Derek, and it's going to drive Derek crazy.
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30 May 2026
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“Okay, they can't hear us. I'm assuming this is about your text last night? You should know that what you do in your free time is your business, Stiles.”
Stiles' heart clenches. That's such a casual dismissal, like Stiles wouldn't kill to have Derek up in his business during his free time. It riles Stiles' blood, because Derek should try being a little fucking considerate, okay? “Yeah, well fuck you too, Derek. Not all of us are built like underwear models, so back the fuck off and leave me in my masturbatory peace.”
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Or, the one in which Stiles buys himself a vibrator and Derek tries not to care.
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27 May 2026
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Not wanting to think on it too much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.
The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”
“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.
He looked extremely displeased.
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20 May 2026
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Lessons on Corpse Dismemberment (and other things my father taught me) by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
02 Feb 2026
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Sam exhaled to steady himself again. He did some mental calculations. “Okay. I need details. Where’d she shoot him, outside the cabin? Where’d the bullet hit? Head, body? When did it happen, exactly? I need to know everything.”
That nervous look fell from Tucker’s face again, this time disbelief sat in its place. “Sam…what the fuck are you talking about?”
Sam wanted to slap him, to wake Tucker up. John would have. Instead Sam charged forward and closed the three feet of distance between them, loudly clapping his hands right in front of Tucker’s face. “Hey!” he punctuated the clap with a shout. “Focus for a second and walk me through exactly what happened.”
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Sam is looking forward to spring break. Hiking, camping, relaxing with Jess and his friends sounds perfect. Until one of his friends has an accident, and comes to Sam looking for help. Maybe some of John Winchester's lessons could do some good after all...
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04 May 2026
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[SPOILERS TO C4E18.]
“I never really thought about it before, but I think I might like pain,” Occtis tells him. “Maybe I even liked it before, but always got too lost in all the other feelings the world had to offer to notice it. But now it’s the only feeling that I have. So I think I want to… possess it. To hold it in my hand and do with it how I see fit.”
It occurs to his social brain that every word of that confession was more alarming than the last, but it has only served to turn Julien’s expression into something avaricious and gleaming. “My ribs are still quite bruised,” he murmurs. “Be my guest.”
Occtis takes a moment to sort through his thoughts on the matter. He can hear voices from the women’s tent, but they sound faraway and untroubled.
“Your pain tolerance is good,” he decides aloud. “I trust you not to make any sound.”
“Of course I can be quiet,” Julien assures him in a honeyed tone. He assumes a more relaxed pose, resting comfortably on his side. “Go on, then. What are you waiting for? I despise cowardice in all its forms—so don’t disappoint me.”
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- Part 1 of Sleepless
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15 Apr 2026
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Probably Better Than Eating Your Shoe by HigharollaKockamamie
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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Flambae leaned in closer. “I’m going to make you live with knowing that some shitty villain you put away, some son of a bitch you can’t fucking stand, gave you the best sex of your life.”
Robert blinked.
He said, “Yeah, I’m gonna go.”
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- Part 1 of Various Small Flames
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15 Feb 2026
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That Place between Sleep and Awake, that's where I'll be Waiting. by flying_escrima_bird
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
25 Feb 2026
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Occtis Tachonis is a body without a soul. As it happens, Julien is carrying around a hitchhiker of sorts.
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10 Feb 2026
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The scene they come upon is disturbing: Occtis is curled tightly into a ball with his head tucked into his knees, and he is whimpering and shaking. As Vaelus kneels beside him and lays a hand on his shoulder, Occtis unfurls long enough to hiss at her, before scuttling backwards until he reaches the farmhouse walls. He curls up again, pressing himself into the wall as if he could phase through it with enough force.
Occtis lost his soul at the hands of his family, and nearly lost his body, too. It shouldn’t be surprising, then, that they come for his mind next.
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04 Feb 2026
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"Julien needs to keep an eye on him (or in this case tightly clasped hand around his arm), and Occtis can leech his warmth as the nights grow darker and colder and the possibility of him freezing solid becomes a genuine concern.
This, the party knows about; the sex they do not."Julien is refusing to look at his feelings about any of this.
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03 Feb 2026
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Julien is freezing, Occtis is warm. Both of them would do anything for a moment of peace.
two bros chillin in the hot tub, etc. etc.
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02 Feb 2026
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“We would like to offer our sincere condolences regarding the passing of your husband,” Ethrand states in a lofty drawl.
Julien sees Aranessa’s jaw go taut. “Thank you for thinking of us in our time of mourning,” she grates out.
“Of all Houses, House Tachonis would never seek to downplay or invalidate the importance of a mourning period. However, certain circumstances warrant a loosening of the proscribed timelines.”
Julien’s jaw falls ajar. He can't possibly mean...?
“I fear I fail to understand you," Aranessa hisses. "Elaborate.”
“All this recent unpleasantness was the consequence of years of unfortunate misunderstandings between our two houses. In contravention of what one might expect, I am pleased to say that I am here with an entreaty of peace.”
Aranessa allows a long silence to transpire, one that seems to make even Ethrand uncomfortable. “I will hear the details.”
“In exchange for a lasting peace, we only seek to solemnize this new alliance with a vow.” Ethrand smirks. “Accordingly, my father offers you the hand of my brother Occtis in marriage.”
Julien looks down at the rug. If he doesn’t look down at the rug, he’s going to start shouting.
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02 Feb 2026