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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Vi and Caitlyn were friends with benefits. Then Vi found out she was pregnant, made a decision alone in the dark, and left Piltover before Caitlyn woke up.
    Three years and a half later, they run into each other at a market in Noxus. Cassie is on Vi's hip. She has Caitlyn blue eyes.
    What follows is an attempt to reckon with lost time, rebuild something that was never properly named in the first place, and figure out whether it's too late or not.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Princess Caitlyn Kiramman was supposed to inherit a kingdom.

    Instead, she uncovered a conspiracy, fled Piltover, accidentally joined a crew of so-called pirates, and developed an unfortunate habit of falling for one of them.

    Vi thinks this is hilarious.

    This would be a really fluffy and wholesome fic, but unfortunately, somebody is willing to kill to keep the truth buried, so…y’know.

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    local princess fakes her own death, joins a pirate crew, uncovers political corruption, and somehow decides that her biggest problem is the hot butch lesbian with abandonment issues.

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Caitlyn’s eyes shifted to her lap, suddenly very interested in her fiddling hands. “What kind of job is it?” she muttered. “You would be working as an assistant for an actress. You would be responsible for her paperwork, managing her schedule, stuff like that. They gave me a brief description of her… She sounds like a handful.”

    Caitlyn scoffed, unsurprised by the last comment. She’d always known that actors and actresses were a handful. Most of them being entirely too stuck up to give a shit.

    Caitlyn chuckled and let out a forced reply. “At least it’s a she. Might be fun to work with. Besides, it looks good on my resumé. It’s not my usual work, you’re right about that, but I’ve actually been thinking about pushing myself a little out of my comfort zone.” Grayson seemed pleased. Caitlyn could tell, even without looking at her expression.

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    Caitlyn gets assigned to work as an assistant for an incredibly hot pink-haired mess of an actress.

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    After breakfast, Lena grabbed a blanket and her spellbook and went outside. Kara was sitting on the porch steps, talking on the phone with Alex. As Lena passed her, she gently stroked Kara's shoulder and then turned as she walked.

    Kara looked her straight in the eyes: "Oh yes, sis, the view is simply breathtaking." Lena looked away and grinned to herself. Her friend is clearly flirting with her. She can't be imagining it all.

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    Or: Kara and Lena are vacationing together in a tropical paradise and have to face their feelings for each other.

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    Or: Continuing after the season finale. Supercorp is endgame. Supergirl's identity revelation leads to all sorts of problems.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    When she and her sister were renaming the The Last Drop, they were six beers in.
    It felt far more pretentious than she originally wanted, but something about it stuck. When all her life she's felt torn in every direction except the one she actually wanted, this little name made Vi feel warm. And important, like her dreams could mean something.

    La Descente Délicate.

    The Delicate Drop. Or some version of that. Comes from an old root of Demacian that found a Zaun tongue along the way. "It's like your name," Jinx had said. Vi could only laugh, the edge of tipsy making her a little more confused.

    "What?"

    "Well ya know! Like how Violet sounds all soft but really you're… well, you're a secret softy–"

    "Hey, hey, what the fuck?"

    The rest of the bar howled with laughter and Vi could do nothing but groan and down another beer.

    "No, but I'm serious. People will think it's some rich topside snail shit all dainty but then–BAM!—it's a firehouse."
    Delicate like a bomb, they decided.
    And it's all Vi can think about when she looks at Caitlyn now.

    OR: Vi is the head chef and owner of her late father's restaurant and Caitlyn is hired as their live musician

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    04 Jun 2026