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    Love in the Dark by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    04 Feb 2018

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    The guy who lives in the apartment next to Steve's is a nocturnal sex addict with a complete lack of volume control, and Steve's not going to take that lying down. Or, well.

    (Neighbors-with-a-shared-bedroom-wall AU in which Steve and Tony get into a not-so-passive passive-aggressive sex war, despite never having actually met.)

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    15 Things to Do in NYC If You've Been Stuck in an Ice Berg for 70 Years by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    29 Jul 2021

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    Tony and Steve can't stand each other, but they agree for the sake of the team and the people that rely on them that they have to figure out a way to get along. So they come up with a plan to spend time together, in the form of a Buzzfeed listicle of things to do in New York City.

    Because if you go to enough museums with the guy you can't stand, you should *eventually* stop hating him, right?

    ***

    Come for the slow burn, stay for everyone's opinions on Cats the musical and a story about teenage Tony stealing an ice cream truck in an attempt to get laid.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Must Be in Want of a Wife by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    20 Mar 2020

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    It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that every genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist must be in want of six shots of high-priced vodka, a trashed hotel room, a hot dude in his bed, and basically nothing that Steve has to offer.

    Not that he wants to offer anything at all to someone like Tony Stark.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    I Said “I Love You,” What Does it Matter if I Lie to You? by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    18 Jun 2016

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    18 year old Tony Stark is your typical teenager. Well, except for how he’s the playboy billionaire heir to Stark Industries and working on two PhDs. Oh, and 6 months ago he was kidnapped by - well, no one really knows who. Since his rescue (excuse you, Tony liberated himself), he’s also been keeping a pretty big secret. Here’s a hint: it’s shiny, red and gold, and flies. Tony’s had a productive couple of months, but the fact that his grandfather keeps trying to hire bodyguards for his “safety” is really putting a cramp in his ability to keep his secret superhero identity, well, a secret.

    Steve Rogers wakes up in 2015 and finds out that he’s missed 70 years (Oh god, does this mean he’s 94?), a revelation that he handles with much less grace than usual. Mostly, Steve just wants to be Captain America again, but on his own terms and without a lot of fanfare. To fill the time while Steve tries to figure out the best way to resurrect a dead superhero, his good friend Isaac Stark offers him a job: bodyguard to Isaac’s grandson, Tony Stark - who seems to get into a surprising amount of trouble for a teenager. “There’s no better introduction to the 21st century than through Tony,” says Isaac. Somehow, Steve is not reassured.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don't Forget by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)  

    07 Dec 2022

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    Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
    Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.

    Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...

    Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.

    Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
    Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category

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    11 Jun 2026