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Being reborn with her memories intact was pretty great. Being reborn into a world plagued by war was a little less great.
Being reborn literally decades before canon events fucking sucked.
Senju Tsunade wants what she was previously denied: a long, peaceful life, a family that loves her and a job that brings her purpose. Instead she gets life as a career killer, a family destined to die before she reaches adulthood and no job prospects that wouldn't include murder.
Awesome.
This story was tailored to create a believable romance for Orochimaru that neither redeems him nor portrays him as a toxic, possessive, obsessive monster. The first part of the story will focus on Tsunade to show how she becomes the sort of person that could have a relatively healthy relationship with someone like him.
The fic is COMPLETE.
UPDATE July 2025: I'm working on a podfic! You can find it here
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- Part 1 of The Thousand-Armed Goddess of Mercy
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05 Feb 2026
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amazing phenomenal, really organic, lovely
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When Moonie (real name classified) woke up in Genshin Impact as a new Vision holder… a Hydro Polearm character at the grand age of almost ten, she wanted to laugh and cry and rage, sink into despair. Because Teyvat was wonderful and terrible at the same time. She knew what would happen in future in about… seven to ten years… and it was not good. Aside from vague timeline (and none of the characters given official ages) there were dangers. Sanyue was a reckless child. And Moonie might not be that much better. Besides… she didn’t know nearly everything that was going on in the world. She’d only played up to Inazuma patch. And not even finished that.
Rex Lapis and Raiden Shogun might’ve been revered by their respective subjects. To Moonie, they were Ancient Blockhead with too complicated retirement plans, and Narrow-minded Bitch with no care for individuals under her rule.
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18 Dec 2022
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ch 5
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Oh janitor, thy name is justice by BisexualFool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jan 2023
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An attempt at bringing the MHA cast justice without the two extremes of; Jail or No consequences.
All the while trying to not make a half-assed love story b-plot.
Welcome to common sense y'all shithead* goblins (*affectionate)
Updates may be infrequent, but there's only supposed to be 5 chapters total. If this gets popular enough, might do a spinoff or something.Also thank yo motherfucking janitors y'all, they deal with your shit and ain't question it.
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23 Jan 2023
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ch 2
As Tanaka zoned back in from his flashback, he realized the recording had completed and was now waiting on his input.
‘Perhaps these testing facilities aren’t the only thing that needs cleaning.’ Thought Tanaka as he knew what he had to do. It was time for some research, and the computer in front of him was the tool to do it.
He would clean this school and it’s mistakes to the best of his abilities.
After all, he was the janitor.
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“It’s 1976,” Petunia breathed as she brushed a finger at the date on the Woman’s Own magazine. "It’s 1976, a good 15 years before I was even conceived. I’m in the London Hospital, an ocean away from where I was born. And my soul is in the body of a woman named Petunia Evans. Does that mean Petunia’s soul is in my body? Or is she dormant, sleeping, inside this one?" A shiver of terror ran through her. "Or is she dead?"
Petunia Evans was her name now. And she had a sister that needed saving, and a future nephew that needed spoiling. Hopefully she could create a timeline which consisted of both?
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28 Mar 2023
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i love them so much aaaa . ch 19
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I can't believe no one has written any "self-insert as Bakugou" fanfics yet what a bunch of cowards by the_incidental_author
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Nov 2025
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Ugh, I have to do everything myself around here.
Can't find a single Self-Insert as Bakugou Katsuki fanfiction, so here I am, doing God's work.
(cowards)
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12 Jul 2022
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ch 25. oh my god i love this bakugou
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Good morning goddamn Listeners!” Kacchan announced himself as he strode in the door, Midnight smirking in amusement behind him. On his face were a pair of sunglasses identical to Present Mic’s, and Izuku leaned forward in involuntary curiosity. Was this why Kacchan had needed to talk to Present Mic-sensei? “Thanks to my future Work-Study with Present Mic and the privatized and capitalist nature of the Hero Industry, you are looking at the newly-dubbed and legally binding Explosion Hero : Diablo Sauce ™ sponsored by Taco Bell.”
bakugou kidnapped, midoriyaa is losing his shit