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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Alex Claremont-Diaz is broke.

    Like broke broke.

    A law student barely surviving New York City, Alex lives in the spare bedroom of his sister and her wife, runs on caffeine and spite, and hasn't slept properly in years thanks to chronic insomnia and crushing expectations. He needs money-badly. He can't keep letting Liam buy his coffees, and the guilt of not helping with groceries is eating him alive.

    So when he lands a part-time night security job at the local history museum, Alex figures it's perfect: quiet, boring, and paid. What could possibly go wrong?

    Everything.

    Because Alex feels inexplicably drawn to one particular artifact: Prince Henry—beautiful, dignified, and very much supposed to be wax.

    Except Henry has a pull of his own. One that only wakes when Alex is there. One that brings him to life.

    Cue Alex screaming like the little bitch he absolutely is.

    Or: A Night of the Museum “ish” AU no one asked for

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Need to read

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    Shane Hollander needs housing.
    Ilya Rozanov needs to improve his reputation.
    A fake engagement solves both problems.

    OR: Professors Shane and Ilya fake an engagement, but end up with some very real feelings

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    18 May 2026

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    Nry

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    14 May 2026

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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    13 May 2026

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    To read

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    12 May 2026