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You work for me? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Nov 2025
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“I know you got a secret identity and all, but let me know if you ever need a job.”
Peter couldn’t help the snort. If only the man knew that he was already working for him. “I’ll let you know.”
There must have been something off about his tone, because Tony narrowed his eyes at him and just stared for a few seconds. Peter tilted his head innocently.
“No way you already work for me.”
An innocuous comment sparks an idea that Spider-Man is a Stark Industries employee. Which he is, but surely that’s not enough to out him, is it?
Tony will not rest until his crazy theory gets proven correct.
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21 Jul 2026
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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15 Jul 2026
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Half of What You Think of Me by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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The second the call comes in, Wade knows it isn’t good. It’s three in the morning and the “Spidey-babe!!! <333” contact lighting up his phone sets his alarm bells off.
“I hope you have good news baby boy, because otherwise I might be stealing your spidey-sense schtick.” .
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13 Jul 2026
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Is it that sweet? I guess so by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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There’s a bunch of photos with the camera flipped, candids of a coworker not realising there’s a phone pointed at him. The guy has fluffy brown hair and rectangular glasses. There’s only one picture with a clear quality shot of his features and it’s a side profile, so Wade knows he has a slightly crooked nose and a thin scar from jawline to cheek on one side of his face, but that’s it.
Still. There’s something about this guy that feels… familiar? That shouldn’t be right, because Wade doesn’t make a lot of acquaintances that have nothing to do with the masked weirdo lifestyle and this guy is just a barista at a coffee shop, but there’s definitely some deja vu-like feelings happening.
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Your regular ass coffee shop au that has way too much happening in it. Including but not limited to: "Oops I left my phone at your workplace and your coworker took stupid selfies and some photos of you on it, and you're weirdly familiar" serendipity, superhero shenanigans, mystery coffee orders, and extended challenges as a form of flirting.Bookmarked by Jordness
13 Jul 2026
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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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29 Jun 2026