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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Salvatore G. Addonizi, known to fans worldwide as Sal G. Salvatore, used to be the kind of kid to get into fights. He never really grew out of it either, getting kicked out of various establishments as soon as some dickhead looked at him the wrong way.

    Upon meeting Mr. Antony "Ant" Tenna, Jr., however, he stopped fighting just for his own defense. Instead, he made sure every living being knew that the show host was untouchable.

    Then the scandal hit- the man who stole audiences' hearts, dripping with sex appeal and cockiness, was pregnant. So his instincts and pregnancy hormones took over, growing more and more protective with each snide comment or filthy look.

    No one fucks with Sal G. Salvatore's family.

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    Or how Sal and Ant's lives turn completely upside down.

    But a phone call on what feels like the worst night in their career gives them hope, and they trade the spotlight for a little Starlight.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.

    It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.

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    Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    After reconciling, Spamton and Tenna agree to give things one more go.

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    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Spamton?”

    A screen flicks on and shifts until it’s hovering over Spamton. The weight against his chest is lifted, and the Addison chokes on a sob as he rips himself up, throwing the blanket down. Something in the corner of his vision moves, brushes against his cold cheek, and Spamton flinches.

    “Spamton? Sweetheart? What’s the matter?”

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    Spamton G. Spamton wakes up in a bed he doesn't remember going to sleep in, next to a Darkner that he doesn't know.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    08 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Didn’t know you still [[smokehouse barbeque]],” he said instead, shifting his eyes subtly to watch the smoke drift from Tenna’s soft lips. He choked back a noise.

    “Didn’t know I still…? Oh- heh! Y-Yeah.” He shifted his weight, embarrassed at what in his mind seemed to be getting caught. “Some habits just uh… die hard, I guess! I-I don’t do it that often anymore, especially now that I have to help teach the kids, and you know I’ve stopped drinking all together, b-but sometimes I just- When I’m stressed out, I just need to- It’s not like I’m-”

    “Still the same [[dazzling new brands]] you used to smoke [[way back when]]?” Spamton gently interrupted, breaking his spiral.

    A beat passed before Tenna sighed and resettled again, a tenseness in his shoulders now that made Spamton purse lips he didn’t have.

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    24 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 21

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    Kris doesn’t understand why Uncle Anthony insisted for them to help him choose a gift for his boyfriend, and understands even less his criteria for choosing it.

    … Then again, it’s probably for the best that they went with him. Anthony clearly had no idea how relationships worked.

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    15 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's been ten years since Spamton has been able to visit the sanctuary. After the pesky ad blocker protecting the Dark World has been temporarily removed, he takes advantage of the opportunity to attend a service.

    Tenna's determined to tag along, wanting to be a part of his partner's interests and find out why he's so cagey about religion.

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    12 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 29

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    Miles and Madeline are now married, but Miles can't stop thinking about a certain desktop computer that changed his life.

    After coming clean to Madeline, the two work together to bring him back home so that Miles can make amends and they can all kiss.

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    14 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 14

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    Looking for a Christmas special littered with enough feels and fluff to satiate you for a little while? This story is divided into 3 different, interconnecting stories. It starts off with Spamton's first Christmas with Tenna during their glory days and ends with his first Christmas with Tenna after their reunification in Castle Town.

    Ch1: After the thrill of the TV World Christmas Party, Spamton returns home to spend the holidays with his family, the Addisons, only to be turned away at their doorstep. But as he makes his way back to Tenna, he crashes the Cungadero and must trek the snow-covered roads of the TV World alone to reach him.
    Ch2: Post-reunification, Spamton is anxious to spend the holidays with not only Tenna, but also the Addisons, who have joined Tenna's crew in Castle Town. He quickly learns through Tenna's comfort that his company is now *craved* by many darkners.

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    25 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.

    Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.

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    A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    18 Nov 2025

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    09 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 97

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    Tenna and Spamton struggle to get back to the intimacy they once shared. So much has changed, and for Spamton, so many of those changes were physical. Will Tenna understand?

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    21 Oct 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 26

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    The screen goes dark, save for a blinking text cursor. There's a sheepishness to it, as Edgar slowly spells it out: L - U - V.

    "You still didn't spell it quite right," Miles murmurs.

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    13 Oct 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 19

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    The morning came with a loud knock on the door. The lock was engaged still, probably killed by the power surge, and as Edgar went to unlock it, something far worse settled over him. His body was warm, but there were no internal fans to cool him and no AC he could adjust. He had eyes. He had hands. Oh god, he was in Miles’ body.

    (body swap au with edgar and miles)

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    09 Oct 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    21 Jul 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Tenna’s first reaction upon seeing Spamton again, which was to spray him with foam, should’ve been an early warning sign of how their relationship would go in Castle Town. In simple words: not good.

    With Tenna forced to come to terms with his loss of power and Spamton eager to take advantage—adding on years of separation, misunderstandings, and pent up anger—it wasn’t a surprise that things turned out this way.

    So, with all that in mind, why in the world did they keep coming back to each other?

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    05 Jul 2025

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Jay Gatsby swims. George Wilson shoots. Nick Carraway jumps. The aftermath of sacrifice reveals the fault lines that reputation and restraint once kept hidden.

    *~*THIS IS THE REWRITE!!! *~*
    *~*FINALLY COMPLETE!!!*~*~

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    15 Jun 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 51

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    On the video feed before him was a man – the top half of one, at least. Starting at his waist, his dark brown skin slowly turned iridescent grey, flecked with brown and black spots. Instead of legs, a long and powerful tail fluttered in the water, ending in two broad, flat fins.
    Robotnik could count on one hand the number of times he had been rendered speechless. Seeing the merman before him, with his own two eyes, had now joined that very short list.

     
    Stobotnik mermaid/underwater AU. Now complete!

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    10 Feb 2025

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    After the explosion, Dr Robotnik learnt three things in quick succession:

    1. A sufficiently large detonation combined with a sufficiently large amount of Chaos Energy creates a wormhole through which one can travel (or be sucked at the last second) to a parallel universe relatively safely.
    2. Earth seemed to stay pretty consistent across most universes.
    3. It appeared that, after a life of self-imposed seclusion in the manner of a gizmo-ridden, super-genius, hermetic monk, when it came down to brass tacks, Dr Robotnik was hard-pushed to tell the difference between most Earths.

    Dr Robotnik jumps through universes to try and get back home, confronting his feelings for Agent Stone along the way.

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    04 Feb 2025

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