18 Works by JasperWithProblems
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You were supposed to be dead (I got better?) by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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Ryland has been getting concerning signals from his body regarding his twin brother.
And then said brother dies.
He saw him die on TV in real time.So HOW is he at Ryland's brithday party?
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The events of the Fall Guy from Ryland's perspective, featuring twin telepathy, supportive boyfriend Simon, and human Rocky and Adrian just along for the ride.
The brothers make amends.Series
- Part 2 of Normal people AU where everyone is happy
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Smile For The Camera by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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Through chance and a stray family of foxes, Ryland Grace meets a wildlife photographer Simon Fisher. Is it a meet-cute love at first sight? Neither is sure.
Together, they'll try to navigate their messy pasts - and build much brighter futures.
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- Part 1 of Normal people AU where everyone is happy
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On The Basics of Being Human - Rocky et.al. by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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"He tried tapping on the floor for better reception — nothing. But he could move his hand, so he would take the small victory. He moved his right hand (since when has he had a right and left? Since when has he had two???) And felt his welding tool under it, scolding hot and switched into reverse gear.
The evidence was conclusive; he'd pried himself out of the xenonite enclosure. He was in Grace's atmosphere.
He was alive.
He was beginning to dislike this situation more and more."Aka.
On the way to Erid, Rocky wakes up and finds his body entirely different to what it should be. Talking is hard, walking is near-impossible, and all his senses are downright confusing. Luckily, Grace is there to help him navigate through it. -
Grace and Stratt Love Confession! (Gone Wrong!) by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
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This is my first human-centric fic! I'm an Eridian, so human isn't my first language, and i may get some things wrong! I just thought that this was a cool idea, don't be too harsh please
OOC: yeah this is basically what would happen if an Eridian wrote a fanfiction about Grace's past but knew next to nothing about humans lmao, trust me my other fics are normal
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In Classic Meet-cute Fashion by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Adrian could have been a supermodel, and yet they somehow ended up a scientist. They haven't accepted anyone's courting yet... but what happens when an eccentric mechanic is transerred to their facitily?
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Rocky and Adrian's first meeting years ago. -
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Hunter - or Wind Archer, as the fans know him - is growning sick of his life as a celebrity musician. While his bandmates try to cheer him up, a new spark emerges within him... and it will lead him to dangerous places.
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A Cookie Run band AU with the Guardians, written for the firewind and seamoon enjoyers -
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Hollyberry just wanted a peaceful night out with a glass of juice... so why did the Beast of Destruction have to show up at her kingdom? Even worse - why is he acting so nice?
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During the war, Burning Spice not only realised he wants redemption, but also that he is into Hollyberry, and when he finds out about Pitaya the polycule is complete
Takes place after canon BUT I ignore most of ep.15 because even tho I liked it I refuse to kill off Burning Spice
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A Salt of Solidarity and Elder Faerie Cookie wedding fic, featuring flabbergasted Fount of Knowledge, supportive wingman Herald of Change, excited shipper Sugar of Happiness and quiet proud friend Flour of Volition.
Initially this was just the first chapter (inspiration fic linked in the notes), but due to high demand it has been updated to feature the full wedding :3
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Made For One Purpose (So Find Another) by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
18 May 2026
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Ash Salt Cookie and Venom Dough Cookie bonding and lowkey flirting because the worms in my brain are screaming
Written during the first update of Arc 2 of CRK, so I'm mostly guessing major story beats lol
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Let's Leave The Longing Behind Us by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Apr 2026
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Dark Choco wants to deliver a letter to his father and warn him about Dark Enchantress's plans.
However, he did not plan on meeting his father directly.Aka.
A Dark Choco & Dark Cacao reunion fic, because I could read these all day long and there's not enough of them -
The Only True Change Comes Through Destruction by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
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A short comic about Herald of Change's corruption by yours truly, because Burning Spice is forever in my heart
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Elder Faerie Cookie has noticed something very interesting. Something he wasn't supposed to witness, but something he wished he'd discovered a long time ago.
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Silent Salt is a disney princess and talks to animals. Elder Faerie is enamoured. -
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"He wasn’t usually one to notice messages that his body was sending him, but even he should have picked up on the blaring red alarm shooting through his every muscle. He didn’t, of course, because if the Darkness wouldn’t wait then neither would he.
Which is why, eventually, his body ordered a strike and shut down. The archer fell through the air, his wings limp, not even registering the pain as he hit the ground and passed out."
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Wind Archer neglects his own needs while guarding the forest, and eventually passes out. Luckily, Fire Spirit is there to help.
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Ironic, How The Fire Can Be Burnt by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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They say time heals all wounds...
Fire Spirit would argue that not well enough. Especially now that he's dating Wind Archer, since keeping secrets has suddenly become much harder.
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This ahs been a wip in my drafts for months now, so I'm not that confident in posting it (especially since i'm not that into burningcheese anymore), but... here it goes!
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Burning Spice has been remembering his past, and it's been showing in the worst way - relentless nightmares. How will he deal with them if he's too stubborn to ask anyone for help?
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Fire Spirit just wanted to get a nice gift for Wind Archer... so how on Earthbread did he end up making a decision that will destroy everything?
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Fire Spirit gets kidnapped and manipulated by Pomegranate Cookie, while Wind Archer desperately tries to save him.
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Elder Faerie finds himself in an unfortunate situation of being kidnapped... and what will Salt of Solidarity do when he finds out what the kidnappers want in exchange?
Or, Elder Faerie is hurt and Salt can't cope
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A man with bruises be upon your bed by JasperWithProblems
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
13 Feb 2026
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After an especially hard battle, Salt of Solidarity needs healing... and there is only one cookie he'd accept it from.
Title is a quote from a Good Omens prophecy