JackassInACan
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Lou put down her ribs. “You flew all the way up here to feed me and give me a pickup line?” Call her crazy, but instead of offense, warmth tingled up her arms. Still, if she wasn't crazy, this proposal certainly was. Emma already had a hunky boyfriend. Why would she scoop up a country gal like herself to add to the deal? “You get that I have my own life, here and at home.”
Emma's colour had gone high, whether from embarrassment, nerves, or the heat of the barbecue sauce. “We talked about that, and we shouldn't fence you in. You can come and go from our lives, if that's how you prefer it. It's how we already operate, when Xander's off doing music and I'm doing fashion.”
“A McCormick and Ross drop-in centre? Do I get my own key?”
“Your own key, your own closet, your own towel on the rack, even your own spot in our bed if that seals the deal.” Emma leaned in again. “The Prestons might have bought you out, but they don't care about you."
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Wynter Barkowitz is in her pack for life. She's never questioned her place in it. The time has come for her to graduate high school and she could be the first member of her pack to step outside Seabrook to be a werewolf for the world.
Or perhaps just a college campus for now.
To get ready, she'll fill out forms, make sure she has enough pebbles in the Swearwolf Jar for her fees, and join Addison for a college movie night sleepover. And perhaps someone can explain to her just what 'getting a checkup' entails for humans.
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Tis The Reason For The Threesome by JackassInACan
Fandoms: Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (Disney Movies)
23 Dec 2020
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Addison's parents feel that Wynter is a good chaperone for their daughter's holiday movie night with Zed. Wynter and Zed obviously don't get along, plus she's a jealous guardian of her Great Alpha and will do anything to keep her safe.
It's a shame their information is out of date.
Not only have the werewolf and the zombie buried the hatchet, Addison and Zed have brought Wynter right into their relationship and she's a full participant in tonight's shenanigans.
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feet don’t touch the floor by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
03 Dec 2021
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Ed Elric is not in love with Roy Mustang.
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- Part 10 of caveat emptor
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18 Mar 2026
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castles crumbling by Ch3shireSmil3
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Feb 2026
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When Bob time travels, he gets conveniently placed in a room full of heroes, fully intact and aware and in the same body from his time.
When he accidentally drags along his teammates, they don't end up so lucky.
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11 Nov 2025
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home doesn’t feel like home (not without you) by kg_darkmode
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
07 Oct 2025
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Agnes breaks eye contact with Wednesday, looking away. “I’ll see you guys soon.”
She’s almost to the car door when Enid’s voice shouts, “Wait!” and a weight collides into her. Agnes takes in a sharp breath as Enid’s arms wrap around her, holding her close. “I’ll miss you,” Enid whispers.
Agnes slowly buries her face into her shoulder and grips onto Enid’s sweater. She’s never been missed before.
What another strange, but welcomed feeling — being missed.
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OR,Agnes goes home for winter break and things go from bad to worse. Wednesday goes through several stages of denial for her growing affections. Meanwhile, Enid worries about her real Pack and faces something much worse than a Hyde: her family.
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Bookmarked by JackassInACan
28 Oct 2025
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Into the Multiverse by deniigiq
Fandom Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Gwen (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Woman (Comic)
27 Dec 2020
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Follows the Spiderverse gang as they weave through space and time, bumping into trouble every two and a half feet.
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14 Apr 2021
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Mina's glad to see the Barden Bellas walk into the Riff Off, especially the little mouse. She finds the tiny girl very amusing, interesting even, and can't help but want her. Pieter, it seems, is on the same page as her and for the first time in their open relationship wants another person. Seeing their little mouse alone at the bar proves the perfect opportunity to see exactly where this might go.
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27 Nov 2020