Ihadintercoursewithyourmother
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Dark Side of the Moon by freakydeakymoonmagic
Fandoms: Mulan (1998), Disney - All Media Types, Disney Princesses
11 Jun 2021
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“What business does a woman have in a Chinese army?” Shan Yu asks with a birdlike tilt of the head.
“None.”
An exploration of what would have happened if Mulan and company fought at the Tung Shao Pass.
AKA Just thinking about how Shan Yu is the only one who behaves no differently knowing that the soldier from the mountains is a woman and continues to go about his business, which is killing people. What if he found out sooner? Feat. an actual battle where Mulan actually gets to use her sword.
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11 Jun 2026
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The Emperor has decreed that a group of peace-making beauties be sent to marry into the ranks of the Huns, as a gesture of unity and fraternity towards the now defeated tribe, their new allies.
Hua Mulan goes along as an escort. Shan Yu finds this, and her ever increasing anger at him, endlessly amusing.
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11 Jun 2026
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The Convict's Restitution by Sagethegayplant
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Simon is so down bad for Grace. That’s it, that’s the one shot.
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The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting. by badpancake
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jul 2022
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It’s the first time in a while that he doesn’t know what comes next. He’s dove into the water hundreds of times. Screamed as his flesh was torn apart, heard Master of Puppets in the distance and held back tears. Felt Max’s cold, small hand in his as she laid in the hospital bed. There are things that always happen, no matter how hard he tries: El doesn’t arrive in time. Eddie dies. Max is put in a coma.
Steve fails. They lose.
“Steve, how many loops have you been through?”
His head is nodding, and his eyes are watery, and Eddie has approached him like a spooked animal.
“I lost count.”
AKA: The one where Steve Harrington is stuck in a time loop, and Eddie Munson is really fucking hard to save, or: fuck Volume 2, these bitches are in love.
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“Hold on,” Robin interrupts. “Hold on, is this— are you, like. Do you know what masochism is?”
“I know I act like it sometimes, Robin, but I’m not actually fucking twelve,” Steve says.
OR: Eddie has a black hanky in his back pocket.