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Give It to Me Straight (Up the Ass) by Idle_Pointless
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Apr 2026
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After a long, insufferable night of forced smiles and political theater, Chuuya just wants peace, quiet, and a glass of expensive wine.
Unfortunately, Dazai has other plans.
He lets himself in like he always does: smug, uninvited, and entirely too pleased with himself. He immediately sets about making her evening worse.
And when Dazai Osamu decides to push his luck with one Nakahara Chuuya, things rarely end well.
Because Chuuya doesn’t do anything halfway.
Especially not when she’s been pushed all night.
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In a world where bonds are forged by fate and love, can a forced connection born in violence and darkness ever be repaired?
If you ask Dazai, his answer would be a resounding, no. Not that anyone bothers to ask him anyway. If they had, he wouldn’t be stuck in this mess. But now, after everything that’s been said and done, it seems too late to turn back. The bond between them – this twisted, painful thing – is something he believes can’t be fixed. It’s been nothing but agony for him since the moment it was forced on them. The thought of hoping for anything different feels too painful to even entertain.
If you ask Chuuya (the Chuuya of the present, not his younger, self-centered, asshole self, thank you very much), he’d really, really like the answer to be yes. Because if it’s no, he loses not just the bond, but any chance of rebuilding trust between them. He’s spent years running from the very thing he now fears losing. Chuuya’s not sure what to do anymore. He didn’t understand the bond, the consequences of his actions, and now, he’s starting to realize how fragile everything is between them. The question isn’t whether he can fix things; it’s whether he has the strength to try before it’s too late.
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- Part 1 of Anchored in You
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Dazai’s mind is a restless storm, pulling him under with thoughts he can’t escape. It’s one of those days, where silence is suffocating, and no distraction is enough. He knows what he needs. He even knows who he needs. But asking for help? That’s always been the hardest part.
So, of course, after endless hesitation and overthinking… when he finally works up the nerve - not really, let’s be honest - he accidentally calls Chuuya.
But Chuuya doesn’t need an explanation. He just shows up. And with him, he brings a solution that’s both simple and devastatingly effective.
Tonight, Dazai won’t have to think. Won’t have to plan, manipulate, or even make a single decision. All he has to do is listen, obey, and sink into the hands of the one person who knows exactly how to unravel him.
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- Part 5 of Crimson and Void
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Dazai, in a moment of curiosity (and perhaps questionable judgment), stumbles upon a website selling sex toys that can be linked to a person in real time. Naturally, he buys one for himself, purely for research purposes, of course.
Unfortunately, he's out of the country when the package arrives. Even more unfortunately, Chuuya is the one who receives it. Hoping for some prime blackmail material, Chuuya tears open the box… only to find the toy inside.
One thing leads to another, and Chuuya - blissfully unaware that the device is synced to Dazai - decides to put it to good use. Meanwhile, miles away, Dazai is abruptly, helplessly, and very publicly experiencing the consequences of his impulse purchase.
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Dazai thought he had the night to himself. With Chuuya out with friends and no plans to occupy his time, he indulges in a little solo fun, using his favorite toy to get off. But things don’t go as expected. Chuuya’s night out is cut short, and when he arrives home early, he finds Dazai in a rather... compromising position. The sight is enough to stir something in Chuuya, and soon, a marathon of intense, unrestrained pleasure ensues between the two. What starts as a simple moment of indulgence becomes an unforgettable, heated encounter neither will be able to forget.