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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Starscream comes up with the grand idea of fake-dating Soundwave to piss off Megatron. Somehow, Soundwave agrees. It goes as well as you can expect.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    A good spy knows how to power through adversity.

    A great spy doesn't let their pride get them killed.

    A Duplicity AU in which Starscream leaves the Decepticons after Megatron tries to terminate him. This is the story of Starscream facing the consequences of revealing to the world he was an Autobot spy all along. Diverts at point 40. of Duplicity.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Prime moves swiftly, with purpose—lifting, shifting, tossing debris aside as though it weighs nothing. His steps are careful but unrelenting, the ground shaking just slightly under each one. The tremor of the rubble vibrates through Starscream and it feels like knives being jabbed into his wires.

    Of course Optimus Prime would show up. Of course he'd come for one of his own.

    He can't even delegate this to someone else. Optimus Prime is too noble, too compassionate, too honorable to not put his own life on the line for his underlings.

    Megatron would laugh at the very notion.

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    Starscream is left to rust after a failed decepticon mission. Optimus Prime does not let him die.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    "What's your ideal date?"

    "What?"

    Gojo only repeats himself. "What's your ideal date?"

    Nanami chews at the pastry for longer than necessary. It has to be some kind of trap. "How is this relevant to the mission?" Gojo is still out of view but something tells him not to turn around, that this is a conversation he doesn't want to be having while looking at those eyes, the ones that would make Neptune seethe in jealousy.

    He's always a bit weaker when faced with them.

    "It's not."

    "Then I don't need to answer?" The pastry is finished. Nanami looks down at the bag with regret.

    "...I guess so." This should be the end of the conversation, Gojo's disappointment acting as a natural stopping point but he's never been one to keep his mouth shut. "Mine would be stargazing."

    "That sounds awfully like something taken from a magazine."

    "It was."

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    Love is strange. It's stranger still when you're Nanami Kento.

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    12 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Sanemi had grown so used to Obanai’s hands on his skin, tracing his scars and lingering where they crossed.

    Careful, shaking, calloused hands and their soft movements had become a staple in his life; something sweet and precious he could hold to his chest, no matter who saw. A little bit of softness he could grant himself.

    Something about this closeness, about the affection and attention directed at the parts of himself many deemed monstrous, made Sanemi feel… something. Something nice, something he wanted to chase after.

    He wanted to give that back to Obanai, somehow.

     

     

    Or: The SaneOba Scar Kissing Fic

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    10 Jun 2026