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Make a Wish (and Blow) by Shipyard_Voyager
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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"Quirk use for anything but heroics is heavily regulated. There are plenty of exceptions but for personal use on others for money? That's more than a hefty fine and the kind of attention nobody would want." Shouta reached out and tapped the half-forgotten menu. "Doesn't mean there isn't a market for it."
Hizashi pulled it over for a glance and the words that came out of his mouth were the first ones that crossed his mind.
"Holy shit."
Aphrodisiac quirks. Multiple aphrodisiac quirks. A cloning quirk. A shape shifting quirk. Extreme sensitivity quirk. Body alterations, sensory deprivation, loss of inhibitions, temporary animal transformation. Hizashi flipped to the back with eyes bugging out of his skull at the offer of more extreme entrées.
The glass was at his lips before he thought to lift it, smooth whiskey burning its way down and spreading out into a pleasant heat that only added to what was already there.
"Happy birthday, Hizashi."
[Or: Shouta Aizawa has excellent taste in gifts and Hizashi gets to try something he never thought would be on the menu for him]
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- Part 8 of U Busy?
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03 Jul 2026
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everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2020
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“We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.
“Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.
OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.
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07 Jun 2026
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Self Help by Theotrix
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 May 2014
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14 Apr 2026
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The Marvel Fractions by Nonymos
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Apr 2015
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31 Mar 2026
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Moonlight by Theoz_wolf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Scott took his sunglasses from the side pocket of his backpack and put them on. His phone vibrated. He pulled it out and there it was: a picture of Kip and Elena from across the street. Kip smiling, Elena pouting. Below it, the caption: "Please don't die crossing this sea of people."
Scott laughed to himself, put the phone away, and pushed the door open.
The screams of excitement crashed over Scott like a wave. Fans crowded the sides of the path, many with tears in their eyes, others with their arms reaching over the metal barricades, everyone wanting a piece of that night. Happy shouts celebrating the victory, hoarse voices declaring their love for the team, words of pride and admiration. Scott smiled slightly, giving a general wave as he walked, sharing looks of gratitude to both sides – until the smile froze on his face.
"THEY TURNED HOCKEY GAY?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, HUNTER!"
The voice cut through the air like a blade. Scott swallowed hard, his eyes finding a compact group on the other side of the metal barricades. Not happy at all. Men, mostly, their expressions twisted with hate, being held back by the police officers doing security.
"HOPE YOU DIE, YOU FAGGOT!"
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24 Mar 2026