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[Podfic] Jiang Cheng is an angry cook… by Liebing by GrumpyC
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Jul 2022
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Lan Xichen didn’t know what happened next. One minute he was enjoying the burgeoning smile on Jiang Cheng’s lips and the next…he was claiming them with his own. He pulled away as soon as he came to his senses and tried to form an apology of some sort but Jiang Cheng told him to “shut the fuck up” and pulled him down by the front of his shirt so they were kissing again. Lan Xichen groaned and pushed them up against the bench, one hand on his conquest’s hip and one cradling the back of his neck. As Jiang Cheng steadied himself he knocked a pan onto the floor, Lan Xichen barely noticed as he pushed his tongue into Jiang Cheng’s mouth and started to think about how much time they had alone before…before…
“We heard a noise…”
Uh oh. Too late.
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- Part 4 of Xicheng Fics Podfics
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Wei Ying and Jiang Cheng get into a drunken argument about who has the prettier Lan husband…
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- Part 3 of Xicheng Fics Podfics
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Jiang Cheng was in the middle of a rant about Wei Ying’s latest obsession with Lan Zhan’s hands and how he had to for some reason share every one of his thoughts with his long suffering brother when Lan Huan leaned over and kissed him. Jiang Cheng pulled away. “What the fuck?” he said. Lan Huan panicked. He hadn’t planned the kiss. He just hadn’t been able to help himself. He hadn’t really realised they were sort of dating until that moment but clearly Jiang Cheng still hadn’t received that memo so for the first time in his life, Lan Huan made something up.
“I just thought that maybe this might help…perhaps it could be a good stress reliever for you?”
Jiang Cheng considered this. “You think kissing could help relieve my stress?”
Lan Huan’s ears turned pink. “Well, I was rather thinking somewhere beyond kissing…but kissing was…a starting off point?”
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- Part 2 of Xicheng Fics Podfics
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Jiang Cheng groaned. “Wei Ying is on another ‘I have to get over Lan Zhan’ kick which roughly translates to ‘I’m going to annoy my brother and monopolise all his time so that he wants to murder me’ kick.”
Lan Huan frowned. “Mmm…then I agree to help. I can see how Wei Ying’s get over Lan Zhan plan could interfere with my own get under Jiang Cheng plan.”
“Exactly…so you see why…wait what?”
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Established xicheng help wangxian get together. :-)
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- Part 1 of Xicheng Fics Podfics
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[Podfic] A Knight in Shining Armor by thievinghippo by GrumpyC
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying and the blue knight make eye contact and he is going to die—the blue knight has hair that cascades down his back and is basically the hottest man he’s ever seen in his life. And if looks could kill, Wei Ying would be a pile of ashes right now.
Or, a Knight at Medieval Times
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Friends with Great Benefits by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle) for Lirazel
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Apr 2023
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Ever since their encounter in the spring, it feels as if Wei Ying is around him even more often than before, tormenting him with a constant barrage of inappropriate outbursts ("Lan Zhan! Look at that mountain ridge, it's shaped like boobs!"), preposterous ideas ("Hey, Lan Zhan, what if we just turn it into a monster first? That would be way better practice, even Huaisang could take this thing…"), and impertinent questions that should by all rights be in violation of any rules anywhere (“Lan Zhan, do you think you’ll always want to live in the Cloud Recesses? What if the girl you want to marry doesn’t like all the rules?”) as though Lan Wangji has in any way invited his scrutiny.
Everything about this trip is terrible.
On the worst field trip known to the cultivation world (and Lan Wangji specifically), a bit of extracurricular study takes an unexpected turn.
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13 Apr 2023
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Canon Divergence - WWX and LWJ come across a pair of gay lovers at a rendezvous in the forest. Things get heated and passions fly.
Hot.
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singularity by azuresummer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Dec 2022
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“How are you like this- Lan Zhan, how can you say things like this to me-” he sniffles as if he is in disbelief, and another tear races down his temple. “I feel like I’m dreaming.”
Lan Wangji kisses the tears on his face, stroking his hair soothingly, reassuringly. There is a wild impulse inside him, an impulse that beats in synch with his heart, with lethal sincerity. An impulse that he will not be able to control, if it is provoked.
/I cannot let you leave./
“Let’s stay in this dream,” he whispers, gently searching Wei Ying’s teary expression. “Together.”
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Serial killer Lan Wangji meets the love of his life, Wei Ying.
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03 Apr 2023
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Modern AU - Serial Killer LWJ meets WWX and falls for him. Protecting him.
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it's a simple thing (really) by YunmengLotus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Apr 2023
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“You ask too many questions,” Lan Zhan replied and then began to walk again.
“Hey! I’m curious! It’s not my fault I was put on this planet with a craving for knowledge, Lan Zhan!” He caught up and pointedly rubbed his nose where he knew he’d been in Lan Zhan’s line of sight.
“I drive safely,” he repeated. “The ‘bad boy’ association with motorcycles is a myth. No, Shufu does not know.
“Aha!” Wei Ying shouted. “So it is an early twenties rebellion thing.”
Lan Zhan glanced at him with a heavy gaze that Wei Ying couldn’t parse. The last thing he said before remaining silent for the rest of their walk was, “Amongst other things.”
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02 Apr 2023
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Modern AU - WY struggles with his sexuality when his relationship with his bff LZ turns physical. Denial WY is angsty WY.
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Atonement by BloodRedCarnation
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Mar 2023
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It hadn’t even been a full week since Lan Wangji had visited the Burial Mounds. When he left, it felt like a final thing, like a goodbye, like closure.
Not like he’d come back in five days.
“Why are you here?” Wei Wuxian internally winced at his tone. Too unfriendly.
Lan Wangji didn’t seem outwardly injured. His robes were pristine, unnervingly white among all that dirt. His hairstyle was different, though, more mature.
Now that Wei Wuxian caught onto that detail, it looked a bit like Lan Wangji had aged.
(After the incense burner extras, Lan Wangji finally gets his revenge.)
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02 Apr 2023
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Canon Divergence - LWJ goes back to burial mounds but he's older when WWX sees him.
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Teacher's Pet by anobtra (animeobsessedtrash)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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Lan Wangji was a good student, a perfect student.
He made sure of that.
He was also used to getting exactly what he wanted, no matter how hard he had to work for it, or how long he had to wait.
This time, he wanted, no, needed to have that horribly cocky, snarky, gorgeous man that was his Ethics Professor.
So yeah, maybe he would break a few “rules” (they were more… suggestions!) so he could jump the man that had been haunting his dreams for the last few years.Series
- Part 1 of Like a Fine Wine
- Part 2 of Rye's MDZS Fics <3
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31 Mar 2023
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University AU - Student!LZ lightly stalks Prof!WY and they fuck about it.