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Everyone has their soulmates first words written somewhere on them, but what if your legacy is to hunt titans? The universe thinks it'll need three soulmates for that job.
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5 times Bill got kissed and the 1 time he understood what it meant by Fuckdarcy
Fandoms: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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Keiko and Lee keep kissing him in various situations and Bill is starting to wonder if maybe he should be asking more questions about that. But he's a scientist after all - he's gotta collect more data before coming to a conclusion.
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Kirsh runs Neverland Coffee with an iron fist, and recently Yutani Espresso across the street has hired a new manager - Morrow. All the kids are scared these two old men might kill each other in the street - or maybe kiss?
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Ella Ashmore has been told her whole life that as soon as she meets the Prince she will be swept off her feet and made into a Queen, but she doesn't want to marry a dull prince from the castle on the hill.
However when Ella, Lucy, and Justine are sent to the castle to meet the prince they all agree that the man who greets them is nothing like they expected - Prince Tadius doesn't seem much like a prince at all in fact. But maybe that's just what Ella wants. -
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Five people who are well aware Tadius and Ella are in love, and one person who may need some help figuring it out.
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“So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.
“Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”
“The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.
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Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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Ilya has no desire to look up what fanfic means. But it's being used in relation to Hollander, so he does anyway.
— Before Ilya even gets a chance to kiss Shane, he stumbles upon Hockey RPF fanfiction, gets too into it, then uses his Shane Hollander smut addiction to learn better English.
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics