10 Works by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
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Yelena wakes up. There’s only a few times it actually matters.
A character study through moments of real and metaphorical awakenings.
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- English
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(y)our time starts now by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
13 Feb 2026
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On the TV show ‘Taskmaster’, Yelena Belova plays the cool, commanding titular character, while Kate Bishop plays her enthusiastic assistant.
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It’s just a love story.
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my knuckles were bruised like violets by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
08 Jul 2025
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Well-known actress and model Yelena Belova hasn't starred in a movie in years. Not since her and her sister's exposé took down their abusive former agent Dreykov, and Yelena turned away from stardom to live a quiet life with her dog. But as a favor to Natasha (she's pushy like that), she agrees to try acting again.
Kate Bishop is a stuntwoman. Since getting kicked out of the MMA circuit a few years ago, she's been working with her idol (slash best friend, even though he won't admit it), stuntman Clint Barton, slowly building a name for herself in both Hollywood and on social media, and she's just been recruited to be the fight choreographer for a new blockbuster.
Or: Yelena and Kate take Hollywood.
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He wakes to green eyes inches from his own.
He jerks backward - or tries to, anyway. Instead, he simply ends up smacking the back of his head against the wall. He groans, his eyes sliding shut of their own volition as pain lances through his skull.
He hears a giggle, and when he opens his eyes again, he sees a girl in front of him. No, not a girl - despite her thin frame and short stature, she's not a child, he can tell. In her early twenties, or possibly even late teens. Her hair is orange, a bright and almost unnatural shade that he's sure is from a bottle. Her eyes - the eyes that had, just a moment ago, been staring intently at him from just a few inches away - are a pale green.
"Did you know," the young woman says, her voice playful and lilting, "that you snore when you sleep?"
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Clint is Hawkeye, and a SHIELD agent. Natasha is the assassin-for-hire who keeps him captive in her apartment for a year.
(It's platonic, I promise) -
Moonlight by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
17 Feb 2025
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Voices.
That's the first thing that Kate Bishop is aware of.
"Боже! What happened here?" It's a woman's voice, deep and rich, a strong accent twisting around the syllables.
"A car crash, дурачок, what do you think?" This voice is also a woman's, but different. Rougher, more gravelly, with no trace of an accent.
The voices wash over her like rainwater, pulling her from the inky darkness inside her mind. She's awake, she knows, she must be, and yet everything still feels...muted. Not quite real. As if she's gazing out a window onto a fog-covered street. The dull ache in her ribs, the pain in her shoulder, the sticky wetness coating her face – it all seems distant. Dreamlike.
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Kate crashes her car in the woods. Yelena rescues her. Yelena also happens to be a werewolf.
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I have lived a thousand lives, I have loved a thousand loves by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)
26 Sep 2024
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"She is just a day old the first time her father kills her."
The Machine, through the years.
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Hazel works in a sex shop in London to put herself through grad school. Two of the shop's regular patrons are a blond Englishman and a tall Welshman who never stop arguing.
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Jane gets hit with a tranq dart during case, and she's still a little loopy when her girlfriend Patterson visits her in the infirmary.
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hold onto this lullaby even when the music’s gone, gone by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Charlie's Angels (2019), Charlie's Angels (Movies)
08 Dec 2019
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It goes like this: Sabina hears the older male Bosley call the dark-haired girl Jane after they’re done kicking Australian Johnny’s ass, and her world implodes.
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My Nights are Filled with You by FinnTheHumanIsWriting
Fandoms: Charlie's Angels (Movies), Charlie's Angels (2019)
22 Nov 2019
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The annoying, late-night texts Sabina sends Jane, and how Jane comes to find them not so annoying.