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    When a creature with slimy skin, elongated claws, and bulb face bursts through the Byers’ ceiling, Steve knows the world is ending.

    Not because monsters are real. Steve believes in monsters. Killed more than he can count, and encountered dozens more since he was a child. Monsters of ancient origins, when gods reigned supreme from their mountain palace.

    The monster isn’t the issue. It’s the place.

    Because there are no monsters in Hawkins. Just ask his mom.
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    In a world where the Greek Gods and ancient myths are very real and intertwined with modern society, Steve Harrington has the distinct misfortune of being his mother's favorite child. To be loved by a goddess, the universe demands he suffer the worst the Fates can imagine.

    But even the Moirai couldn’t imagine a mundane Midwest town filled with psychic kids, interdimensional monsters, and a threat with the power to compromise the veil separating Gods and mortals.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    When uptight programmer John Irving moves into a dilapidated London flat with his best friends, he's just happy to be paying below market rate for rent. However, he'd failed to account for a few unexpected elements. Such as Ned's obnoxious childhood friend, Solomon Tozer, crashing on the sofa indefinitely. And, of course, the ghost of a long-dead madman named Cornelius Hickey, who's bent on making John's life a living hell...
     


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    The Haunting of John Irving: A Sex Comedy in Four Acts
    featuring
    some Hapless Flatmates - an Unwelcome Houseguest - a few Dead Victorians - a Devious Seduction - much Scheming, Plotting, & Carrying-On - a Pair of Competent Ghost Hunters - various & sundry Erotic Revelations, of a Personal Nature - and, by certain standards, a Happy Ending.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.

    Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.

    “Hm. Yes, you will do.”

    “Oh! Uhh… what?...”

    Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.

    Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.

    His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.

    “Will you be my girlfriend?”

    Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.

    “Sure.”

     

    Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.

    Portuguese translation!
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    link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1

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    09 Jan 2026

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “I’d rather eat a bowl full of worms than Boromir’s cooking,” Pippin said. “And I’ve eaten loads of worms.” In which Pippin reveals a secret, Legolas has a new experience, and Sam is the only person in the Company with any class.

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    05 Sep 2025