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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Kakashi decides that he likes Shizune, and she decides that she likes him back.

    "Shizune respects Kakashi but she doesn’t necessarily like him. He makes her mouth pucker unattractively and she has more grey hairs and delicate wrinkles have been developing around her eyes. She confided in Iruka, who told her that’s not true, that she’s still pretty. He tells her not to take Kakashi’s indifference personally, but that’s easier said than done."

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    In which our intrepid duo's comfortable married life and the world changes forever when a wounded child approaches Gai for help.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Far too young, Kakashi sought comfort in the arms of a civilian girl that smelled nice and just made it easier to breathe. When the consequences get real, he swears to do his best, but with everyone and everything against them, it fall apart. Separation is painful for everyone involved, until his little girl learns the truth. Her pink hair isn't natural and the man she's been calling 'Daddy' is an imposter.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    25 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Team seven breaks.

    Sasuke leaves the village in search of power. Naruto chases the future. Kakashi fades into the shadows. And Sakura? She is left behind, forced to become something that she's never had a reason to be before.

    With no clear direction or meaning, she is forced to rebuild herself piece by piece, whether or not she is ready. In the pieces that everyone else left behind, something buried deep within her begins to take root.

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    17 May 2026