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get your fancy pants on by stepquietly for aliencupcake
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
16 Oct 2014
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And here's a terrible truth that everyone knows: we all grow up, and no one stays the same bougie hipster they were when they graduated college.
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Makes my head pirouette (More than i would be willing to confess) by Knight_of_darkness
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
18 Oct 2025
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She knew. Found out. Katniss cleared her throat.
"Enough dallying." Clove was in front of her and in a movement Katniss could barely follow, grasped the collar of her jacket, yanked her down.
She was going to kill her.
With her lips on hers.
Kissed her.
Their teeth clashed; Clove took Katniss’ startled gasp as invitation, tongue pushing in, fierce and hungry. Groaning, arching up against Katniss' body.
Clove’s nails dug lightly into her jaw. Katniss’ hands hovered uselessly before landing, hesitant, on Clove’s hips, unsure, transferring the blood on her hands, not that Clove seemed to care, biting down on her lower lip-
Katniss should start at the beginning. Somewhere, in all that mess, was the reason she now had a Career’s lips on hers.
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as Peeta put it eloquently "She has no idea. The effect she can have." (Hunger Games p. 90).
Or,
The accidental seductress AU — Katniss joins the Career pack to raise her odds of getting home to Prim, but instead of securing her survival, she may just court both her early demise… and a certain tiny Career.
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throwing rocks at the windows to your soul (are you home?) by aceofstardust
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
31 Mar 2026
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"You are a wretched, wicked thing, Galinda Upland. Perhaps Oz would be a better place had you never existed at all."
Or,
Another time travel AU, with a bit of a twist.
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
02 Sep 2025
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Omg omg I love this it's so good it made me cry a little
Ch22
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Robin has a moment of confusion when she thinks she might have forgotten that it’s Halloween before she realises that the person standing before her —with eyes that look like all the graves have opened — is, in fact, Nancy Wheeler.
“Good lord Nancy,” she says without thinking, “you look terrible!”
“Hello Robin,” says Nancy, as though Robin is the last person in the whole world she wants to see.
—With her freshly minted double-first in modern languages from Oxford, Robin Buckley has her own plans for how she’s going to serve her country in wartime and none of them involve rotting in the rural backwater that is Hawkins-on-Lea.
These plans are scuppered when her very best friend Steve Harrington does something stupid and enlists, leaving her in charge of his farm. It’s all going about as well as can be expected when Nancy Wheeler turns up on the doorstep in the middle of the night, fresh from the fight: a little battered, a little broken and needing some help to put herself back together.
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The One Where Nancy and Robin Settle Down and Raise a Family Without Realising That's What They're Doing.
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- English
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
31 Jul 2025
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If I could get down on my knees and marry the way the writer of this story writes, I would. 10/10 a must read for Ronance fans.
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As she reflected on how the young Slytherin had said the girl's name, a brief flicker of something stirred in her chest. 'Hermione Granger'. Not just 'Granger'. Not just a Gryffindor. Not 'someone' but Hermione Granger.
In Slytherin, calling someone by their first name, especially someone outside of their house, was a sign of…respect. And that, above all, made Pansy smile.
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Tasked by her parents to sort out her own 'alliance', and with her previous arrangements in tatters following the war, Pansy must choose someone notable to bring the Parkinson name into the light and overwrite her greatest mistake. With options limited, Potter and Weasley gone to become aurors, and Longbottom focused squarely on Lovegood, who better than the brain behind the Golden Trio, the Brightest Witch of her Age? Though she wasn't into witches, she was into power and like any elite Sacred Twenty-Eight witch, she'd been taught to ensnare even the most obstinate man. So, who's to say she couldn't capture the affection of the quiet, inexperienced, and very likely un-kissed Hermione Granger?
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Do you even go here? (no, i just have a lot of feelings) by nessie_lives
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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“Why don’t you come out here where it’s nice and sunny,” the blonde woman interrupts. Quite rudely, Astarion thinks.
Trepidation returns at the thought of making himself leave the relative safety of his tree-shade.
What Astarion would like to say is ‘go away’.
What he actually says is, “Of course! Now that I know I’m among fellow mages I wouldn’t mind discussing the craft over a nice stroll!”
After Astarion falls from the Nautiloid, he ends up somewhere new entirely. Namely, he ends up in Sunnydale not long after a certain group of vampire hunters start college there. Surprisingly enough, nobody gets killed.
Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
23 Apr 2025
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This is so freaking funny. Poor Astarion! He's just trying to do his best!
Ch11
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A prank fools Glinda into thinking Elphaba wants to be her girlfriend. The misunderstandings quickly start to get out of hand…
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
24 Feb 2025
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Perfect 10/10. No notes.
Combine the funniest variation of the misunderstanding and miscommunication tropes, extraordinary vegetable puns, and Elphaba's self-loathing, then, you get this brilliant work of art.
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Everything I Wanted by fogno
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
14 Apr 2026
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Every night when she sleeps, Mother Superior Shadowheart is taken back to various moments in her past as a tadpoled adventurer. The flashbacks are quickly proven to be more than dreams, as she discovers whatever she does in the past changes the events of her present.
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Shadowheart scours the beach for the familiar beaten barrel. She confidently plucks a set of rusted lockpicks, exactly where she knew they would be.
Cypress watches her curiously. "How did you know those were there?"
"Divine intuition," she deadpans.
"Blessed by the god of happenstance?"
"What do you–oh, right. I worship Shar. You don't care."
Cypress blinks at the apathy. "I mean you're right, I don't, but...?" -
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“You don’t think…” Shenshen whispered as she watched the scene unfold. “In front of all these people?” Pfannee blinked, pinching himself to make sure he wasn’t dreaming as he watched and listened to his friend's advances.
“Elphaba Thropp,” Galinda addressed loudly, her voice cutting through the murmurs of the crowd. “You better let me back into your life this instant!”
—or, In an alternate Oz, where Animal rights aren’t being threatened, more mundane challenges reveal themselves… Such as Galinda Upland going slightly insane after her first lesbian breakup (much to Shenshen and Pfannee’s horror).
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- Part 1 of falling with no safety net
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You really, really, really have to wonder which religion got it right when the afterlife turns out to be a reincarnation as a heroine in some cheap, fanservice-laden Japanese battle-harem anime. Even if it's some show she's never heard nor seen before, the plot beats are always predictable, right?
Ana Schariac knows the plot has her name on it, and she intends to live.
(Tl;dr: SI-OC reincarnates into Honkai Impact 3rd, thinks she's in the likes of Infinite Stratos. Where the bloody hell is the damn protagonist?)
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The Stranger at Rue Plumet by sylvie_rue
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types
23 Jan 2026
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Éponine, dressed as a boy, is Montparnasse's reluctant accomplice for a night of criminal business. When their attempted robbery goes wrong, Montparnasse flees and leaves Éponine in the hands of their would-be victim. But the old man is merciful, as it turns out: he offers to help her, to give her a home and send her to school. Éponine knows he would surely rescind the offer if he found out her real identity: not only a girl, but a Thénardier. So when she accepts, she knows what it will cost her: she is no longer Éponine, but Émile, a boy. After settling in at the house on Rue Plumet, though, Éponine finds herself increasingly drawn to her rescuer's daughter, Cosette, who knows her only as a young man...
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- 50,124
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
04 Nov 2024
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I LOVE THIS. ITS VERY GENDER.
5 stars!!! Amazing!!!
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A SI/OC story where our protagonist wakes up in the same magic facility that tortured a certain Time Mage as a child. With outside knowledge of events and suffering the same condition as Ultear, the newly reborn and renamed boy Hunter will chase down their happy ending.
He just has to destroy this entire lab first, Fairy Tail style.
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- Part 1 of Azure's Self-Indulgent Self-Inserts
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Jemma gulped and tried to discreetly wipe her sweaty palms on her skirt. She had been preparing for this day for months and here she finally was: sitting face-to-face with the three biggest supervillains in the city. She didn't particularly want to become a supervillain, but grad school was expensive and she really needed to impress her advisors...
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- Part 1 of Who's the Hero Of Your Story?
Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
29 Jul 2024
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How has this not been bookmarked already?! I've read it 5 times since 2017!?
It's like so good???
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“Is that all I am? A weapon?” Acheron’s eyes search Black Swan’s desperately. “Is destruction the only thing I am capable of?”
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Black Swan isn’t from this timeline, let alone this universe—and neither is the woman standing at the bar besides her.
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- Part 1 of call it fate, call it karma
Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
26 May 2024
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💍🧎♂️ I owe the author my eternal soul for this meal
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you'd have to stop the world (just to stop the feeling) by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2024
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Wei Ying resists the urge to down her second glass of champagne because she doesn't do that anymore and problems cannot be solved with alcohol or self endangerment. She does take another sip before she approaches. She wonders if this counts as self endangerment, when Lan Zhan could say heart please and Wei Ying would rip it out of her own chest and hand it over even as she fell down dead. She takes another sip of champagne.
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okay have some news, she texts later that morning, creating a new group chat, watching as Lan Zhan fixes food for them in the kitchen, her careful assessing eyes, the movement of her hands, her long tapered fingers. Wei Ying’s briefly entranced and then shakes herself, follows up her text, lan zhan and i are together, as in we are in a committed relationship
duh, Nie Huaisang replies.
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When she first wakes up she is in pain and unable to breathe. When she opens her eyes a second time she is wrapped in nothing but sealing paper and sitting on a grave that tells her that she may as well go lay back down because there is no way in hell that she got to be the designated driver of Nohara Rin‘s body!
i.e.
Nohara Rin wakes up with a Bijū that won’t speak to her and hopes that she’ll eventually get to live her life with a beautiful woman by her side and not getting chased by a manic cat and a traumatized dog.
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Inspired by Angstea’s: A Series of Very Foolish Events
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A blessing in disguise by FantasizeSerendipity
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Aug 2023
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Himeko was a lone traveler of the stars and navigator of the Astral express, until a fateful night when she hears the sounds of an intruder outside of her room.
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Kafka leaves Stelle for Himeko, who has been alone for years, to take care of.
Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
17 Apr 2024
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In my head this is not a standalone because fffffff I want more damn it
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The Beginner's Guide to Consensual Workplace Relationships by twelvekittensinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Oct 2023
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Fu Xuan doesn't think she's cut out for romance. Qingque doesn't think she's made for commitment. To their chagrin, the universe proves both of them very, very wrong.
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- Part 1 of fuqing brainrot
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- English
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- 30,465
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
09 Apr 2024
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Oh 😮 this was such a nice read! Made me giggle.
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A collection of short stories that will range in genre and length and sometimes levels of completeness. Most of this is deeply unedited too. All chapters and additions will at least share the commonality of two women falling in love.
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
31 Jan 2024
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A series of original works. Pretty good overall 😸
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The woman cants a curious head and has the audacity to grin, “Funny way of saying thank you.”
“I’ll give no thanks to a Selûnite!”
“Ah,” The woman taps the side of her nose and nods to some silent thing not spoken, “you picked up on that quickly. Congrats to your dark mistress for raising such a gifted war dog.”
A Selûnite Paladin and a Shar Cleric
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Dizzaeus
02 Jan 2024
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No no let me scream into the void please.
I'm so in love with Shart the MILF 😍