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A Rollercoaster of a Retrospective by Just A Kid Icarus (Lightningstrike5757)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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"Come on Carl, just one thing! Lokken just got her future memories! Why can't I just know one little thing." Ryland was not above whining to get what he wanted. Everyone kept acting weird once they got the time travel memories! The only explanation was that it had to do with the Hail Mary. He wanted to know why.
"You know the project is going to succeed. Is that not enough." Carl, the traitor, raised an eyebrow like he wasn't affected by Ryland's pleas.
"Ok but what do they find? What are the astronauts going to find up there that we can't replicate?" Ryland asked for the umpteenth time. They were all so tight lipped about it! If they already had the answer why don't they just implement it now, why wait almost thirty years?
Carl just laughed, again, like he always did. "You know, you'd already know that if you remembered it," he teased.
Ryland huffed. Fine then! "When I get my own time-travel memories I wont tell you everything I know, see how you like it!"
Weirdly - It was never anything normal with these people! - Carl just smiled, but it didn't reach his eyes. "I can't wait."
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The Petrova Task Force travel back in time one after the other. They forgot to invite Ryland.
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20 Jul 2026
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The Grace Family DaNaNaNa *snap snap* by Starlight_Kestrel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016), Barbie (Movie 2023), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011), La La Land (2016), Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
08 Jul 2026
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Grace requests some time off from the Task Force to go to a family reunion. This turns into a much bigger issue very quickly when Stratt and the entire flight team insists on coming along.
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crossover crackfic so everybody understands the absolute chaos that is the Grace family, as me and my friend designed it.
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- Part 2 of Grace Genealogy
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20 Jul 2026
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going nuclear by Ria_Writes_Stuff for the_tardis_is_blue
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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"Sorry- Who do you think I am?"
"You are Doctor Ryland Grace."
"I mean yeah, but I'm just a scientist! I'm a middle school teacher! I am no one important! I do fun maths in a lab all day! I make spreadsheets! I get Stratt's coffee! I'm the coffee boy!"
"Your conviction is almost convincing. Unfortunately for you, my intel is more precise than you hope. You are not Ryland Grace, 'coffee boy'. You are Ryland Grace, Chief Scientist, Head Astrophage Handler, and second in command of Project Hail Mary. We'll film your ransom in a moment, I trust you're intelligent enough to cooperate."
Grace stared at her. Stared at the floor. Back at her.
He was fucking WHAT?
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Grace gets kidnapped by a terrorist cult, Stratt goes on a very polite rampage, several world leaders are harrassed, two bedrooms are forcefully entered, ilyukhina's vodka is commandeered and Grace finally gets a hug (feat. the Vat being a family, Vattling shenanigans, Stratt's wardrobe choices and Grace having self esteem issues)
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After what happened on the graveyard, Harry is left alone for the whole summer without any support making him spiral into deep depression. Finally he breaks down and decides enough is enough - and asks Voldemort to kill him. To his distress however, Voldemort's plans changed and now his priority is his soulmate's well being
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Harry and Tom Riddle are soulmates, but so are the remaining pieces of Voldemort soul.
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One boy, six soulmatesSeries
- Part 1 of Tomarry standalones
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24 Nov 2025
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Loveee rereading this one
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Harry expects nightmares when Madam Pomfrey refuses to give him any more Dreamless Sleep. What he doesn't expect is to have his first soulmate dream only days after Voldemort returned.
He would've preferred the nightmares.
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- Part 1 of I Can't Carry This
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09 May 2025
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I LOVE to reread this fic omg
Ch 11 (I don't think I'll still be alive in a year or 2)
Ch 35 (Harry reveal to Voldemort, did u know Tom Riddle was a parselmouth?)
Ch 72
“Harry, give me your permission to use the Cruciatus on him.”“What? No!”
“Thirty seconds. That’s all I’m asking for.”
“No!” Harry snaps, folding his arms. “That’s not funny!”
“He’s not joking, Mr. Potter,” Snape says quietly. “You should give him your permission.”
Voldemort hisses. “Don’t tell him what to do!”