DefinitelyNotJonathanSims
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People started gaining powers and all was well at first. Until it wasn’t. Society divided into two districts, The Magick District and The Magiless District. Society separated those with and without powers and those with magical were told to keep quiet. Virren was raised in The Magiless District but he had powers. That raises a couple questions for him, as well as his pining for his best friend, Ulysses.
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(NOT ORIGINALLY MINE) CONTINUATION OF Mischievious Kitty || Sampard by DefinitelyNotJonathanSims
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Apr 2024
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Sampo Koski is a cat.
Well, not really. But he can become one.
For many years a stray navy blue cat with white spots around his face, tail and feet had been roaming around Belobog, and though his cuteness was something that was greatly adored by the residents, he caused nothing but trouble. He stole food, wallets, keys - anything he could get his little pesky paws on.
Recently, Captain Gepard had been tasked with getting a hold of the stray to find someone to train it and give it a home, but despite his efforts he always managed to slip out of his grasp. The cat reminded him of Sampo in every way possible, but it never crossed his mind who the true identity of this little feline happened to be.
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DISCONTINUED || Did You Mean What You Said? That You Love Me? by DefinitelyNotJonathanSims
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
06 Mar 2024
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Mostly Major Chords by DefinitelyNotJonathanSims
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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smth i thought of while listening to one of shayfer james' most beautiful songs in my opinion, Mostly Major Chords
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Can your body tell the difference between the brothers? If you’re correct, you’ll be rewarded. If not, well…
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14 May 2026
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Malleus Draconia and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by ArcenCielRosie
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
28 Dec 2023
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Malleus is not having a good day. Nothing seems to be going right since the moment he woke up. Could Leona manage to make it better?
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- Part 1 of Twisted Wonderland One Shots
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26 Feb 2025
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Boothill hasn't had a normal sense of touch since he became a cyborg, until one day he was offered a sensory chip and systems upgrade, and now he can feel things like he did when he was human. Unfortunately, it also means that his body can react to emotions, and there's a strange gray-haired man he can't get out of his mind.
When Caelus wakes up without a memory, he decides to live his life having fun, and that means he usually hops from bed to bed, sleeping across the galaxy. And then he meets a handsome cyborg cowboy, a Galaxy Ranger that he can't get stop thinking about.
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- Part 1 of Cyborgs & Stellarons
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27 Jan 2025
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Adrian takes you to the forest, to show you something. You have a nice time and, well, the situation d e v e l o p s itself *wink wonk*
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24 Jan 2025
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Unwanted Guest by Dabis_57th_Stitch
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, 悪魔城ドラキュラ Castlevania | Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, Castlevania Lords of Shadow と 宿命の魔鏡 | Castlevania: Lords of Shadow & Mirror of Fate, Castlevania 白夜の協奏曲 | Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, 悪魔城ドラキュラ 黙示録 と 黙示録外伝 LEGEND OF CORNELL | Castlevania (1999) & Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
01 Jun 2023
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Spoilers! Set after the Twins episode(ew) but before Alucard goes off to help the village.
After the death of The Dracula, many, both human and vampire, set out to his castle. Some in search of the throne, others knowledge, and still others purely out of curiosity. As a vampire yourself, it was curiosity that brought you to the looming front door of the hauntingly beautiful castle. After a few hesitant knocks and no answer you decide to let yourself in. Charmed by the incredible structure of the building, you take a journal, hoping to leave some good memory of the man that used to live there. That is until your held at the point of a sword with a familiar face at the end. Believing that Alucard, the supposed son of Dracula was just a myth, you decide to set out on a new conquest, learning his story; and maybe a little bit more of him if you can help it. PS. there is no gender used for the reader, and no implications of gender either.Bookmarked by DefinitelyNotJonathanSims
22 Jan 2025