Darling_No



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    The Z-team find ways to show Robert Robertson III that they want him to be theirs in every universe, through various ways–through holiday traditions or shenanigans or by pure circumstance, they make sure he knows that they need him just as much as he needs them.

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    This is a collection of various Whump Bingo Prompts starring Leon and another character/other characters of my choosing. Unless I say so in the summary of the work, none of these are connected(and if they are connected, then I will rearrange the fics to put them together when posting). These ficlets will take place at any point in the game timeline of my choosing, including in between canon appearances and also during some. Please enjoy me putting Leon through pain and suffering and rewarding him with either friendship or romance.

    If I happen to have more than one idea for a prompt, I will simply do it again, because the world is my oyster and these fics are the pearls that come out of it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    My entry for Boiling Point 2026

    Simon hasn't had a real heat in years. It's now impossible for him to deal with on his own so he needs an alpha to help him through it. Luckily, he has Ryland.

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  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Simon and Grace are enjoying their life on Erid. They couldn't be happier to be spending it with each other.

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    Grace edging Simon until he pushes inside him then pushes him into overstim because Simon likes it that way (call Simon the Hail Mary the way he's full of Grace)

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  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Thorin is utterly captivated by Bilbo's tail, but he tries not to give into this fascination. Meanwhile, Bilbo has similar thoughts about Thorin's hands. Things come to a head when they are alone together on Beorn's porch.

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  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Months after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and Bilbo decide to visit the Shire, but their cart breaks down halfway to their destination.
    Bilbo gets captured by orcs traveling back to Erebor.
    Thorin didn't anticipate how hard it would be to keep one hobbit safe in his own kingdom.

    Written for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Collaboration 2024, using all three prompts.
    With art by Nastiiuu.

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    The journey to Erebor was a grueling affair, marked by blisters, rain, and the constant threat of being eaten. But for Bilbo Baggins, the greatest challenge wasn't the Orcs, it was the sheer logistical nightmare of being a Hobbit in a company of Dwarves who knew absolutely nothing about Hobbit physiology.

    Most folk in Middle-earth knew that Hobbits had large, hairy feet. Some knew they had a penchant for seven meals a day. But very few knew about the ears, and almost no one outside the Shire knew about the tails.

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