Dandelioff
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Of Sleeping Curses, and Stubborn Friends by Dandelioff for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Jan 2021
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Written for the amazing discord secret santa exchange.
Jaskier finds himself on an unexpected adventure in an unknown realm. He definitely does not know he's the protagonist in the same fairytale he'd been looking for.
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Here's my version of what might've happened on Trask if Paz had been the Mandalorian Din had found.
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Din is tired and sore when he returns from a hunt. Vanth decides to give him a massage to soothe his overworked muscles.
As always, when I put these two men in a room, smut happens.
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Straight From The Horse's Mouth by Dandelioff
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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A few bandits attempt to rob Jaskier. He makes them regret every decision that led them to that point, and also start a rumour that would spread across the continent like wildfire.
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Jaskier dies, and then wakes up in an unknown realm. He has a bad time.
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Jason, a youtuber, has a channel devoted to reviewing books/adaptations of books. He is extremely opinionated, emotional and swears like a boy raised by Alfred (which is to say, not at all)- because he might be an asshole, but he isn’t an asshole who corrupts innocent little literature nerds.
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After two years of noncommittal sex:
Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.
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Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he's a fucking idiot.
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28 Jun 2026
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Prince Of Pearls by ChouetteInTheNight
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
17 Jun 2026
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Perseus Jackson is a son of Poseidon—product of a broken oath, packing more sass than sense, with the ocean’s temper yet none of its mercy, and a prophecy already gunning for him.
But he is also the son of Sally Jackson—the mortal who caught a god’s eye and out-stubborned the storm. Barely out of childhood herself, she wound up with a child who wept pearls and limpet teeth—and still managed to keep him hidden.
A disastrous field trip to the New York Aquarium unravelled all her efforts.
Now seven-year-old Percy’s colliding headfirst with Greek mythology, Sally’s stuck refereeing between gods, monsters, and aggressively helpful nature spirits, and the family secret is on life support.
Sure, more protectors might sound nice—until you realize none of them are equipped to wrangle a demigod overflowing divinity, and the only things keeping him hidden anymore are sheer luck, opportunism, and just enough self-delusion to qualify as a superpower.
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Join feral-child Percy on his quest to spread (minor) chaos, dodge smiting attempts, and collect all his half-siblings like they’re emotionally damaged Pokémon—while fate stumbles after him and heroic deeds get done more or less as an afterthought.- Words:
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25 May 2026
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past and future running free by CharlieDiscouri
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
13 May 2026
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Percy was four years old the first time his dreams led him to his many-great-grandmother’s chambers- a woman long dead yet somehow still seated in front of him, fingers grasping at her hair tightly as she wails about a wooden horse on the beach while her servants look on in pity. He feels the weight of something ancient and heavy settle on his shoulders in that moment.
He was in his 1st grade classroom when his teacher screamed at him for making up lies about gods and monsters and scaring the other children. He was eight when his mother's own visions become too much for her to bear.
He's at Yancy when Grover Underwood finally finds him and says "I believe you" for the first time. And as Percy begins to feel lighter, that ancient weight that has followed him his whole life slowly dissipating, he realizes that being believed can be just as horrifying as being thought mad.
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24 May 2026
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A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
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It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
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18 May 2026
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Three-year-old Jason Todd-Wayne wakes before dawn, grabs his stuffed elephant and trusty bucket, and sets off on a grand backyard expedition. What he finds is wonderful. What Bruce finds is terrifying.
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10 Apr 2026