DancingLifeboat



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    Sausage didn’t expect to fall in love with two pretty customers. Jimmy and Scott didn’t expect to fall in love with their local barista. Shenaniganery and gay panic ensues.

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Harper blinked twice at the baby.

    "So which of you got Rosé preg-- OW!"

    Rosé readjusted little Eugene on her hip. "He's adopted."

    or, the drawtectives are parents now and Eugene is their son.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    They need a kitchen table. A proper couch, not just the(admittedly comfortable looking) chair Grendan has plopped in the middle of the living room. There’s only one guest room but York says he’d be fine with the couch if they got a pull-out, so that leaves it to her.

    There’s a quilt at the edge of the bed. No side bathroom, but the Bi-Fi is decent- a full length mirror stands up against the wall parallel to the bed.

    It isn’t her. But it could be.

    “Did York already sign?”

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    Or: A Rosé-centric fic about the Drawtective's time between seasons, since I feel like her character changed the most! Includes looks into her job, her new home, her friends, and most of all, her.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    “DuBois. Annie. You can’t send them.”

    Eva blinked.

    “Then what do you propose I do instead?”

    His chest stopped moving for a few seconds, as did his hands. He was still, all of a sudden. Motionless, his eyes still staring at her but the muscles around them contracting like he was fighting a deep instinct to squeeze them shut.

    He began to breathe again, shallowly. Then, he opened his mouth.

    “Send me.”

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    Ryland Grace has thought it all through. He is the only person truly qualified for the mission. He knows Stratt will agree to send him; he's expendable to her.

    So naturally, he makes sure they become friends before he leaves.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Age-regression being the secret third thing relationship between Eva Stratt and Ryland Grace. With loads of comfort and now also loads of angst and plot because the author is incapable of writing Slice Of Life. Also featuring science rambles by a biotechnology student.

    Title is from "We Will Commit Wolf Murder" by of Montreal

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    05 Jun 2026

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    No, please, don’t do it, I can’t do it, please.”

    Rocky knew exactly what was going on, and hated hated hated that it had to happen on what had supposed to have been a nice, calm, fun day for both Grace and the kids.


    Grace has a flashback. Luckily he has a wonderful family to help him through it.

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    04 Jun 2026