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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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31 Aug 2023
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Jacob was completely taken by Roth, he didn't know why or how it had happened. But he was. The more time he spent with him, the more he never wanted to leave his company. It did make him wonder what could come of it all. Were they friends, or something else entirely?
AKA: What would have happened if Roth didn't want to blow up children, for Jacob's sake.
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01 Jun 2021
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Gordon/ JP from Hells Kitchen because I am a fool
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18 Apr 2021
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Lazy Sunday mornings and caramelised oranges always taste sweet.
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17 Apr 2021
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Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs by coffeestainsfoggeduppanes
Fandoms: Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF
10 Oct 2020
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Jean-Phillipe did not cook. Not because he can't, but because Gordan wouldn't let him.
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17 Apr 2021
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Jack didn't want to go to the stupid Mercenary Day Party where his stupid employees always try to suck up to him and he really didn't want to promise his daughter he wouldn't kill anyone that night. But he did. And maybe the evening isn't going to be as bad as he thinks it will be.
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13 Mar 2021
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Apocalypse AU
Emma believes that people are put into our lives for a reason. For the last two years she’s been going to sleep, not knowing if she was going to live or die the next day.
Regina and her group of survivors called the Regals, saves Emma, baby Henry and her injured brother August, from a small herd of zombies in the woods. So they bring them back to camp and welcome them with open arms.
They have to find a Safe Haven called Hyperionheights.Along the way they meet more people, both good and bad. Fighting to survive and thrive for as long as they can. All while finding love in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
Coupled Sexual Content begins at chpt 4-5.
G!P Regina
SMUT and Romance
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- 117,620
- Chapters:
- 34/?
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01 Feb 2021
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"Why did you run?" Chappelle finally asked Tony when he seemed to have calmed down, not trying to judge him, but rather genuinely curious about his friend's motivations.
Tony looked up shocked, as if he shouldn't even have to explain it to him. "Isn't it obvious? He's straight, Ryan! And all he did was because he was either lonely, horny, or because he thought he owed me." He pointed out, disgusted by that last possibility. "Why wouldn't I run?"
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21 Jan 2021
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Hyde is eating his breakfast in Granny’s when Regina comes in to ask him a question.
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13 Jan 2021
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Handsome Jack had been waging a war on the bandits of Pandora, carving a path for peace and prosperity on the desolate rock, until suddenly, one day, he’s not. Hyperion’s presence is a constant on the planet, but the crushingly overwhelming rule of its president has very nearly disappeared, leaving the locals feeling uneasy.
Some time after, a fresh recruit arrives on Helios, determined to discover the reasons behind Jack’s withdrawal. His initial plans struggle to take shape, until he makes a surprising friend in the form of a dedicated Hyperion executive, who leads him down a path that does not simply end with Handsome Jack’s secrets, and will ultimately reveal the true hero of Pandora.
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Or: Axton is sent to take down Jack. Then he meets Rhys.Bookmarked by DJS_Vault13
04 Nov 2020
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Rhys is Handsome Jack’s newest personal assistant.
Rhys does his best to put up with a homicidal maniac and Jack tolerates his outspoken PA.Or, “Rhys gets dragged into a whole mess of Crimson Raiders, office meetings, shootouts and Handsome Jack”
[A big slowburn. Like...really...really...long slowburn. Seriously.]- Language:
- English
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- 182,401
- Chapters:
- 37/37
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21 Oct 2020
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Honey, Just Keep Buzzin' by smileybagel
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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"We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.
The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.
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Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU
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- 56,118
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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19 Oct 2020
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Rhys thought he was ready for anything when he arrived on Helios as a newly minted Hyperion worker bee. Until the CEO was murdered on his very first day.
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"Hey there, kiddos! Handsome Jack here. I’m sure you’ve all heard the good news by now, or at least waved at it as it floated by the windows. If you look real closely at Mr Tassiter’s frostbitten face, you can see the tear streaks from when he cried like a pansy bitch in his final moments. Good times!”
“Anyway, just wanted to tell you all how honored I am to know that you dirty ingrates are already making attempts on my life. I’m expecting at least one more before the day’s end, so don’t disappoint me. I’ll be waiting."
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The story of how Rhys fell in love with the most hated man in six galaxies.
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- Part 1 of loves: a couplet
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- English
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- 78,997
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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14 Oct 2020
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Rhys is in his third year of University. All of the partying put aside, Rhys knows this is going to be one of his toughest and best years. Since every year (aside from their last) they get stuck with taking an elective, Rhys stumbles upon a new Photography elective, which he immediately takes on. That is where Rhys stumbles onto his Professor, Jack. Smartass, outspoken and Handsome as hell. Rhys finds himself putting more work towards photography than he originally intended and discovers his new resound love of photography and for someone else.
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14 Oct 2020
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All Angel's ever wanted was a real family.
Jack is afraid that he will end up treating Angel the way he was treated without even knowing it.
Rhys just wants to belong somewhere, more than anything in the world.
Somehow, the broken pieces of their lives all fit together.
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- Part 1 of Missing Pieces
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 34/34
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14 Oct 2020
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In a twist of the original events of TFTBL, both Vaughn and Rhys made it back to Helios with the girls. But shortly after Rhys made it to Jack's office, his obsessive hero worship was revealed, and the girls disappeared (along with the Gortys piece), leaving the guys to pick up where they left off.
Rhys was back to data mining. When Handsome Jack returned to power, he had naively expected more. After being more or less abandoned by Jack, Rhys wallowed in his misery at the bottom of the corporate ladder, until one day, a chance discovery earned him a promotion. But as he starts his first day at his new job, one thought lingers at the back of Rhys' mind.
Where did Jack go?
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 31/31
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14 Oct 2020
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If you had told Rhys that his future job would be a florist, he would have laughed at you. Or cried, he couldn’t decide some days. Yet there he was, day in and day out, running that little shop on the corner in the middle of the upper class area of Helios. It was boring and monotonous until one day, in a blur of leather and piercings, Rhys was confronted with a question:
“How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flowers?”- Language:
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- 23/23
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- 626
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02 Oct 2020
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hanahaki // a borderlands fanfiction (CURRENTLY UNDER HEAVY REVISION // 9/2025) by gothandroid
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
15 Aug 2020
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Rhys knew deep down that he was gonna die. No, not now, not any time soon - but he would a lot sooner than he should.
It was because of the Hanahaki Disease. You fall in love, flowers bloom in your lungs and you cough them up until you confess. If you confess, it goes away, whether they love you back or not. If you don't, the flowers basically choke you to death. Plain and simple, right?
Well, yeah, sure - until you factor in Rhys's problem. He can't confess his love for risk of losing his job, or even worse, his job, his dignity and his life.
After all, who in their right mind could admit their love to Handsome Jack and live, metaphorically or otherwise?
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21 Sep 2020
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" “Why do you wear it?”
Jack hadn’t turned around to face me. “Because if I didn’t, you wouldn’t want me anymore.” He said it without inflection, like it was just a fact.
I slid off the desk so I could walk towards him, even if he had turned his back on me. He was standing normally, but his shoulders were tense, and his fists were balled up at his sides.
“Do you really think so little of me?” "The story of how Ella, a lowly Hyperion researcher, got to see what's under Handsome Jack's mask. Takes place during BL2, and is sort of a prequel to my other work, In Another Life.
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20 Sep 2020
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Whiskey and Cigarettes by rummy_cat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Apr 2022
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Sandor works private security for the Lannister/Baratheon family. When Sansa Stark and Jaime Lannister enter a marriage of convenience, it thrusts Sansa into Sandor's world in a very nice way. :)
A modern day SanSan + Jaimsa and a bit of SanJaimSa. Fun, funny, with very little angst.
Fan praise for Whiskey & Cigarettes:
"This has got to be the funniest story I have ever read and I absolutely love it."
"I like SanSan but wasn’t sure about the other tags. Thought I’d give it a go and I’m so happy I did."
"SanSan is my OTP, but you have such a knack for writing other Sansa pairing I fall in love with as well. This group is just the best, and I never want to stop reading about them!"
"this story is so perfect! it's so so beautifully written!"
"There is never a dull chapter."- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 238,302
- Chapters:
- 69/?
- Comments:
- 570
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06 Aug 2020