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    A Sith opens a Door and keeps it open. Something else slithers through, and it likes the Coruscant Guard. The Coruscant Guard likes it too.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi's name means Nobody of No Clan. This comes in handy when he accidentally becomes Mand'Alor.

    Darth Sidious has no idea his whole day is about to be ruined (Nobody trolls the Sith and gets away with it!)

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    11/11
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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Torrent Company takes care of a sick Dogma :)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    28 May 2026

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    25 May 2026

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    Darth Sidious: Execute Order Sixty-Six

    Clones: eXeCuTe oRdEr SiXty-sIX

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    1/1
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    35
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    21 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 35

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    11 May 2026

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    Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.

    or,

    Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.

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    05 May 2026

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    The Hail Mary has spent the last four years on its return journey to Earth; its Taumoeba safely secure and its astronauts excited to finally return home.

    But Earth was never expecting their return, or the knowledge they bring with them.

    or; local earthlings startled to find out crew they sacrificed 26 years ago alive and well. also aliens exist.

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    03 May 2026

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    It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?

    But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.

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    Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.

    Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.

    Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Gaea has been defeated at a high cost but casts one last act of vengeance down upon the heroes who destroyed her. If these children would rather be their godly parents’ favorites than live out their lives in safety then she will grant them their deepest wish.

    For the earth exists everywhere and they will learn a very valuable lesson, no one should want to be a favorite of the gods.

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    A Broken Pantheon Au where the Seven plus two additional characters are sent to an alternate Universe where the gods are incapable of having children.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.

    It turned into a series rewrite.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Harry thought he knew who he was.

    Then a blood test at Gringotts told him otherwise.

    He went there for money, and left with a new name, a second homeland and contracts upon contracts.

    He doesn’t understand all of it.

    He does understand that if he plays everything right, he will have freedom.

    And Harry craves freedom more than anything.

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    English is not my first language, it's my 5th. I'm also writing this on a 10 year old MacBook that barely works anymore. Do whatever with that info.

     

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    29 Mar 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 52

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    In a fit of desperation, Remus writes out his childhood adventures and edits them for Muggle children. In the summer Harry turns nine, he writes out a letter to his favorite author asking him to send more copies of his books to the library. Marauder pranks ensue.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    He was her last remaining son. And the heir to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.

    Of course Walburga didn’t leave him to rot in Azkaban.

    Or the one where Sirius finds himself back in Grimmauld Place getting painful answers to the questions he'd been too proud to ask, with a mother he doesn't know how to talk to, raising a godson who refuses to talk at all. At least Moony's here, only it makes him cry to see how good he is with Orion.

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    13/?
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    27 Mar 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 13

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    "It wasn’t from a book or comic or movie or anything; Radar woke up with the phrase in his head.

    It was rattling around in there before he opened his eyes, before he was even awake enough to think about what he was thinking about. It was ricocheting off the walls of his skull like a live round. There must not have been a whole lot of friction in there because it didn’t seem to stop or slow down or anything. Didn’t seem to get any quieter either."

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    20 Mar 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 1

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    While some healers have hypotheses on the use of Obliviate, also known as the memory charm, as a treatment for neurological disorders, no research has ever been performed since the use of the memory charm on witches and wizards was banned by the Department of Wizard Welfare in some year (they forgot).

    Not that Hope Lupin gave it any thought. Her only concern was the well-being of her sick son and supporting her husband’s research for a cure.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    28 Feb 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 4

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    Alison tries to have a normal time settling into Camp Half-Blood for the summer. The winter campers have apparently adopted monster cats.

    Or, how the octokittens are rediscovered

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    31
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    4
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    150

    19 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 13

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    “ChatGPT: Ivy. I swear to god if you lost my nerf gun because you wanted to annoy a 5’2 adult in a high vis vest that toy will not be the only thing that goes missing today

    Designated Cleaner Of Messes: It went missing a couple of weeks ago. (._.)

    ChatGPT: Thats really not the focus here”

    A Mechs!Uni AU starring Dig Bick Brian, internet girlfriends, nerf guns, bushes of stringing nettles, and God knows what else. (That is a lie. God is dead and this killed him).

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    Comments:
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    13
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    1,478

    12 Feb 2026

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