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I’ve no intention of confessing today by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2020
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Crowley, in a drunken fit of inspiration (read: idiocy), miracles a love letter to the bookshop.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
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- English
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- 4,278
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- 1/1
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15 May 2026
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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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16 Apr 2026
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As Above, So Below by TheWholeWayThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Mar 2026
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Crowley waved his hand. “I’m not talking about something ordinary, like a miracle or a temptation.” He said. “I need you to be certain about this Angel, before I–” Crowley cut himself off. There was no need to get into specifics now. “Just…humor me. You want this? You really want me to show you this?”
“Yes.” Aziraphale said. He had a stubborn set to his jaw that Crowley had come to intimately recognize. “Yes, I think…Yes.”
Crowley experienced an odd sensation, like the planet was momentarily tilting sideways while he remained stationary. Or maybe he was the one tilting? It reminded him briefly of the feeling of watching a galaxy being born.
Crowley gives Aziraphale an important lesson on what it means to be human.
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16 Apr 2026
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A few months into Innocent's papacy, an incident arises where not enough beds are provided for the Pope's traveling companions. Rather than force Thomas to sleep on a couch or go to a hotel, Vincent insists they share the large bed provided to them.
What they don't expect, however, is to find out how touch-starved they both are and how wonderful it feels to fall asleep in each other's arms.
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22 Oct 2025
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Thomas and Vincent are convinced that they're being absolutely discrete and professional about their relationship. The rest of the world begs to differ.
Or: Five times someone suspects the Pope and his Dean are madly in love and keeps their mouth shut about it, and one time Aldo finally reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of Undeniable / Irresistible
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06 Aug 2025
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Better The Demon You Know by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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Crowley's accidental good work lands him an unexpected reward...his very own angel.
The last thing Crowley wants is a traumatised angel to look after. The last thing Aziraphale expects is a demon who brings him tea instead of pain.
But Hell's gifts come with strings attached, and when Hell demands Crowley fulfil his reward's intended purpose, Crowley must decide if he's willing to become everything he hates to protect the angel he's grown to love.
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- English
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- 93,151
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- 17/17
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22 Jul 2025
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Vincent is there beside him. The sun catches in his hair, briefly turning jet black into a golden halo. Lawrence has seen this before. It takes him way too long to realize, and when he finally does, it’s already too late.
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It's been two months since Vincent Benítez became Pope Innocent XIV and finally, Thomas Lawrence feels like he can catch a breath. That is, until he starts getting the same nightmare over and over again.
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- English
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- 105,988
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- 13/13
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10 May 2025
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Being an omega or an alpha puts a person at the mercy of their biology, whatever religious vows they might have taken. This might give any Catholic a difficult time, but perhaps even more so for the man in charge.
[I mean. Not to be coy, but you can see the tags, right? This is one of those fanfics that does what it says on the tin. Happy to add more tags if anybody wants em.]
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29 Apr 2025
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kiss the skin (that crawls from you) by intothewildblueyonder for snailest
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
14 Oct 2025
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"Let me help.” A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over “I love you."
- Star Trek, 'The City on the Edge of Forever'Pope Innocentius may be, as the papers say, pure, unblemished, a saint in human form - but Vincent Benítez is very much a man, and wants nothing more than to go home.
Thomas Lawrence will see him through, no matter the cost.
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- Part 3 of maketh the man
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28 Apr 2025
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the restoration of vincent (two different words for love) by ruthvsreality
Fandoms: Conclave (2024)
14 Mar 2025
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Peter denied his love for Christ three times before the rooster crowed.
With the way Vincent is denying his own feelings, he might give Peter a run for his money.
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27 Apr 2025
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Lawrence is considering the benefits of leaving the room to go throw up somewhere when Vincent finally speaks.
“I wouldn’t call it a crush,” he says, his voice even and calm, brown eyes sparkling.
Lawrence nods, slightly hysterical. “You wouldn’t?” He asks hopefully. Good, okay. Vincent agrees. All that’s here is friendship. Simple, easy, proper. Appropriate. Friendship.
“No.” Vincent shakes his head and sets his teacup down. “I would say that I am in love with you.”
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- Part 1 of the only way to heal now
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- English
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- 9/9
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19 Apr 2025
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Cardinal Lawrence faces the aftermath of the conclave.
It goes like this: he understands his duties, and understands his new position in the Vatican. He unable to understand what he is feeling.
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- 8/8
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09 Apr 2025
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The pontiff looked at the cardinal beside him. His gaze held all the solemnity of a man turned infallible vessel and all the wistfulness of a lonely child. “You are my closest friend, Thomas. Would you please take my confession?”
“Of course, should you have sin to confess.”
In the first year of Pope Innocent XIV's papacy, Thomas Lawrence and Vincent Benitez struggle to negotiate duty and desire.
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07 Apr 2025
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Law of inevitable eventuality by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2019
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“I think,” says Aziraphale with the confidence of a man three glasses deep into a particularly excellent bottle of wine, “that we should have sex.”
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- 154
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20 Dec 2022
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Ed curls both hands around the mug and tucks it against his chest as if that will protect him from how much he wants to touch Stede. He takes a sip. It’s full to bursting with sugar, exactly how he likes it. He’s not the kind of boss that makes his secretary make him drinks, but Stede is the kind of secretary that wants to please his boss. And there’s the fucking problem with this whole, stupid, sexy situation.
Kinktober Day 1 - Power Imbalance
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 8 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
- Part 1 of Secretary Stede universe
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- English
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- 5,555
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- 1/1
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- 100
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- 663
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- 98
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09 Oct 2022
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a change of routine by elloquial
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 May 2020
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in which crowley comes to the bookshop for quarantine and they settle into a routine together, until aziraphale fucks it up (for the better). follows starved for (your) company
as promised, the inevitable "close quarters makes them confess their love" sequel, with an extra scoop of "as much domesticity and Relatable Lockdown Content as I could justify"!
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- Part 2 of elloquial's lockdown fix-it
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09 Oct 2022
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04 Sep 2022
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Mutual Benefits by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Feb 2022
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After losing contact with an old friend he'd always carried a torch for, successful businessman Anthony Crowley is ecstatic to reconnect with Aziraphale Fell after ten years.
But the day he finds Aziraphale amidst the ruins of a burnt down bookshop and offers to fund its rebuilding, he doesn't know his friend also has something he'd like to give Crowley...
OR: Sugar Daddy Crowley rails Aziraphale after a hard day
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 118
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- 1,264
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26 Aug 2022
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Three times in six thousand years, Aziraphale and Crowley pretended to be lovers.
Crowley remembers every touch.
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- English
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- 1/1
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16 Aug 2022
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Stede thinks he hears a ghost in the auxiliary wardrobe and, like a good pirate captain, goes to investigate. It turns out to be Ed - which only raises more questions.
- Language:
- English
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- 15,111
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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03 Aug 2022