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    Crowley, in a drunken fit of inspiration (read: idiocy), miracles a love letter to the bookshop.

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    15 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.

    Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.

    After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.

    It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.


    Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.

    (They get there eventually.)

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    16 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Crowley waved his hand. “I’m not talking about something ordinary, like a miracle or a temptation.” He said. “I need you to be certain about this Angel, before I–” Crowley cut himself off. There was no need to get into specifics now. “Just…humor me. You want this? You really want me to show you this?”

    “Yes.” Aziraphale said. He had a stubborn set to his jaw that Crowley had come to intimately recognize. “Yes, I think…Yes.”

    Crowley experienced an odd sensation, like the planet was momentarily tilting sideways while he remained stationary. Or maybe he was the one tilting? It reminded him briefly of the feeling of watching a galaxy being born.

    Crowley gives Aziraphale an important lesson on what it means to be human.

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    16 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    A few months into Innocent's papacy, an incident arises where not enough beds are provided for the Pope's traveling companions. Rather than force Thomas to sleep on a couch or go to a hotel, Vincent insists they share the large bed provided to them.

    What they don't expect, however, is to find out how touch-starved they both are and how wonderful it feels to fall asleep in each other's arms.

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    22 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Thomas and Vincent are convinced that they're being absolutely discrete and professional about their relationship. The rest of the world begs to differ.

    Or: Five times someone suspects the Pope and his Dean are madly in love and keeps their mouth shut about it, and one time Aldo finally reaches his breaking point.

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    06 Aug 2025