Classy_Idiot



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    Somewhere in the multiverse, Pepper saves the world and pays the price. Tony lies in a coma, not expected to survive, and a grieving Steve Rogers is named as Morgan's legal guardian:

    “Hey, Cap. You should probably have a seat for this one.” On the video, Tony took another sip of coffee. “You’re going to want to kill me. But sadly for you, if you’re watching this, things have gone wrong for my little family. Pepper and I are dead already. Vegetables. Whatever. You’ll have to hash out your feelings of impotent rage vis à vis me with your support group. Anyway, let me cut to the chase here: I’ve named you Morgan’s legal guardian. I’ll give you a second to pick your jaw up off the floor.”

    Steve sank slowly to the bathroom tiles; Tony was right. He did need to sit down for this one.

    “You over it? Good. Look, I should’ve asked you; Pepper thinks I did. And you know, I thought about it, but if I’d asked you, you might have said ‘no,’ and I couldn’t let you say ‘no,’ Cap. I just couldn’t. Pep and I don’t have a deep bench, okay? Our folks are dead, and when you’ve got no family, your options are limited. But you know that. And that is yet another reason I picked you.”

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    19 May 2026

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    Cuteee

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    Homecoming AU.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Devastating

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    Dr. Strange wakes up and almost pees himself because a cosmic tremor the likes of which has never been seen was caused by Aunt May coming down and screaming at him in a dream.
    Across town, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Vision all wake up and are very concerned about the fact that they are alive, and nobody seems to remember them being dead.

    How the fuck is any of this related to some guy named "Peter Parker"?

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Ideal

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Brilliant

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    “I am happy to send this over to Blood Like Wine, if you’d like. Now that Walt’s officially been…” Harlan pauses and then says, delicately, “extricated from the procedures, the new publisher is someone I think you’d get along with, and I think he’d be very interested in seeing your work.”

    Ransom laughs, and laughs. “Fuck no,” he says. “I’m showing you this as a courtesy, before I take your spot on the NYT bestseller list with a rival company. Thanks for the meeting, Grandpops.”

    Ransom doesn't murder his grandfather. But he does publish bestselling mystery novel Knives Out.

    Two years later, he and Marta meet again.

    a.k.a. how hooking up with the person you least expect can send two people down the treacherous path of finding happiness

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Aww