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亚当把V救出来，然后再推向另一个深渊。
现pa，vocelot捕鲸船时期隐喻（？），Affaire那篇的前传，bbv是亲兄弟且乱伦
*bbvocelot无敌乱炖，全是互攻我没开玩笑，本篇主要是vocelot以及一些bdsm，且本质上完全是搞笑黄文好吗不要太严肃 -
La conjonction d'un sexe est une petite épilepsie by Chapelain
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)
25 May 2026
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bb第二人称pov合集，意思是我会把我乱写的所有bbpov全塞进去没有特定主题（除了固定是bbv或者vbb）
*Chap1-2（bb/vs，左右有意义）：如果vs遇见bb就会发病？做爱似乎能缓解症状；bbv在宴会上重聚，不小心遇到了Kaz。
Chap3（bbv无差）：Ishmael再一次帮vs逃出生天，但这一次vs猜测Ishmael是救了他多条命的medic
Chap4-6（bbv互攻）：bb和vs都喝醉了，vs照顾bb，弄得很脏很恶心，总之有袅袅和呕吐癖；bb为vs守灵；当vs比bb喝得更醉时，他回想起在哥斯达黎加与bb共度的一晚
Chap7-8（无差）：专门为本子准备的两篇，sidea是两人的梦境，sideb是一次约会
*也许连贯也许不连贯，想到哪写到哪，也可能不再继续了（）
*标题：tēn sunousian einai mikran epilepsian-性交是一种小癫痫 -
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Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)
10 May 2026
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你总能拒绝你的父亲，但从未能逃离母亲的血。
*更新：p2新增花生酱老师倾情绘制的精美插画🥺🥺🥺Series
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为什么他们非要结婚？我们一定要只想着爱。
灵感来自The Hangover（2009）
※Attention：是婚礼，也是纯爱，但是同时包含着很多婚前出轨、婚前把未婚夫卖掉当性奴、婚前和前夫前男友甚至儿子藕断丝连、以及结婚不是为了结婚；并且是架空时间线，毕竟这些人在原作根本没法和和平平凑齐来参加婚礼。 -
Incredible nervous state, trepidation beyond words: to be this much in love is to be sick (and I love to be sick). by Chapelain
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)
27 Mar 2026
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And don't forget, it's what he wanted.
*When V gets even more drunk than his boss, he reminisces about the very night they spent together in Costa Rica.
*Originally posted on 2026/3/16 which was the 51th anniversary of medic's death day and perhaps also Vsnake's birthday
*medic/vs first-person POV, referring to BB as "you"
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Venom Snake is everyone's mommy. Remember that.
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Ocelot's report on his relationship with the Phantom.
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27 Jun 2026
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"Bond returns in order to mete out justice." But Big Boss might just break the game...
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21 Apr 2026
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Ocelot tests some waters.
Contains explicit non-consent.
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15 Apr 2026
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写了一些引言框自用存档
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07 Apr 2026
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【授权翻译】How to screw an alien/如何睡到一个外星人 by Cup0f_Raccoonlatte
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Apr 2026
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Rocky意识到自己爱上了Ryland，在表白之后，他学到了很多关于Ryland生理构造的知识。
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07 Apr 2026