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  1. I am setting these aliens loose on reddit by

    Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)

    29 Jun 2026

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    3
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  2. wardens trying and failing to have a normal one by

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition

    28 Feb 2023

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  3. gothic lit fics by

    Fandom Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Rappaccini's Daughter - Nathaniel Hawthorne

    22 Jul 2023

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  4. JarJangObi fics by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

    21 Sep 2020

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  5. Max Rebo, his friends, his space boyfriend, and his ex-jedi son by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types

    08 Sep 2020

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

    bargain your life for a flower by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    07 Jul 2026

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    She stares at the gardenia petals in the bin, delicate and pure. Touches her chest, where they bloom beneath her ribs.

    What she feels for Grace is a precious thing.

    It's a small flame, stoked every time he walks into a room and smiles in her direction. A soft warm glow, wholly hers.

    But Ryland Grace is not.

    This cannot go further. For the sake of the mission, this cannot go further.

    Stratt emails Dr. Lamai and schedules the surgery.

    —

    For Strattland Week 2026: Confessions

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

    You're Shitting me, Right? by

    Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)  

    22 Jun 2026

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    Jason Todd just wants the eat dinner with his husband and daughter, and take a really long nap. Unfortunately for him, the Justice League does not care

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

    Impolite Society by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    07 Jul 2026

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    Perhaps Rocky isn't the best example of what an Eridian is like. Maybe they should've considered that, before letting Ryland Grace loose on planet Erid.

    Language:
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    1/4
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    07 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

    Teacher Grace by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    06 Jul 2026

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    A collection of stories about Grace's life as a teacher on Erid.

    Chapter 1: The kids find out how long humans live.
    Chapter 2: Parent-teacher conferences

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

    Project Mercy by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    07 Jul 2026

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    "'Grace—there’s someone else aboard. A human.'

    I stare at him and Adrian. The room around me suddenly seems to fade away, leaving just the three of us standing in the silence and the pitched roaring in my ears.

    A human.

    A human on an Eridian ship that was assumed dead and adrift in the stars, forever.

    A human, coming to Erid.

    'That’s not possible,' I say, in English."

     

    Or, Eva Stratt manages to completely fuck up Ryland Grace's life, again.

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    2/?
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    65
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    05 Jul 2026