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I'm Okay With This by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
24 Nov 2020
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“I know that’s not how you work. You like people and people like you but I. I’m not. I don’t.. It’s better like this.” Catra rolled her shoulders back. She clenched her jaw and repeated, “It’s better like this.”
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May I offer you some Whump in these trying times?
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the indignity of reaction by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Video Game 2018)
09 Nov 2020
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But they were heroes with more than enough trauma and insecurity between them to fill a how-to guide on ‘How To Repress Memories (and Beat Pedophiles Bloody Until You Question Your Morals) For Dummies’. That being said, realizations didn’t just heal their individual hesitancies.
Peter dipped into panic attacks whenever he dwelled on revealing his identity and Wade?
Wade would have much rather jumped out a window then stick around long enough for the discussion to take a serious note. He actually had. Twice. They’d set a lot of boundaries that day.
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OR Queer courtship is like: meet, hold hands, fight crime together for almost a decade, start making out, start ~M A K I N G O U T~, woops you're best friends, woops now you're best friends in love, boom, reveal your identity.
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At age 11, Stiles banishes a demon so far away from Beacon Hills it leaves the dimension as a whole. The Nemeton thanks him for his service with a gift from the Earth and Moon- a Familiar. One Stiles has yet to meet, but has felt the pull of.
Ten years later, and a much wiser and much more powerful 21 years old Stiles is dealing with university finals, the repercussions of Old Magic cast by a too-young body, and the sudden pull of an long-since-dormant bond that he’d rather ignore.
In which Stiles is a Witch, Derek is his familiar, the pack is… well, the pack and Deaton is tired of it.
Series
- Part 1 of A Familiar Feeling
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Sydney by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Poison Ivy (Comics)
02 Oct 2020
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Ivy centered herself. Stress was bad for the plants. After a moment of deep breathing, she inquired, “What the fuck is that?”
“...A smoothie.”
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i will not build a fortress by Khadijalkubra, TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV), The Witcher (TV) RPF
25 Sep 2020
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Jaskier finally looked the Witcher directly in the eye, unflinching and asked in a hollow but curious tone, “Which part of me wasn’t enough?”
Geralt didn’t mean to but he exhaled. Harsh. There was no fight in him. Hadn't been any since his company hadn’t been his own. He looked askance, “Should I write a list?”
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Jaskier finds Geralt years after their messy parting.
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Ilya Rozanov and A Study in Ornithology by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Shane: Hello?
Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
Shane: …uh yes?
Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
Shane: What?
Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
Shane: …uh you're welcome?
Unknown Caller: Goodbye.Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
22 Jun 2026
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“Teammates,” Taylor echoed, his gaze drifting. Slowly, deliberately, to the ring on Ilya’s left hand. He did not look away immediately. He let the silence stretch until it became noticeable.
Shane felt the first flicker of unease then—not jealousy, not yet, but something colder. A sense of being assessed.
Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
26 Apr 2026
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god loves you {but not enough to save you} by beanbunnybaby
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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In a small town cathedral, Shane Hollander has finally found peace. After years spent battling with his decision to give up a career in professional hockey, he has come to accept this path of abstinence as his only chance at salvation. A knock on the chapel door brings a ghost from his past and Father Shane's righteousness will be tested.
Ilya Rozanov, captain of the NHL’s Boston Bears is on an indefinite leave for “mental health reasons” after a violent outburst mid-game. Grappling with a new reality, Rozanov is desperate for a cure. That cure might very well be Shane Hollander.
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or; shane is convinced being a pain slut is going to damn him to hell and obviously the only solution is to become a priest. ilya gets turned into a vampire and shows up on shane’s doorstep 7 years after their one and only night together.
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- Part 1 of when i wont wake up on my own
Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
16 Apr 2026
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I just KNOW they're cooking but I need to let this simmer before I eat it (the fic).
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welcome to the internet by myshangel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Mar 2026
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cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop
yall ilya rozanov is in the er with me rn holy shit
⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop
hollander is here too !!! theyre so cute, hollander is wearing a bears tshirt
⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop
rozanov is apologising profusely but hollander keeps waving him off, looks like he has some kind of ?? face?? injury??
⤷ cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop
every time rozanov speaks, hollander replies over text it seems… that or hes ignoring him LMFAOOO
⤷ lexi loves ! 💕@lexlance
girl…. lets use some critical thinking here, should we be live-tweeting the emergency room ??
or: Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.
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- Part 1 of Welcome To The Internet
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Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
25 Mar 2026
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Jolene (Beyoncé's version) by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:-or-
Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.
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- Part 6 of Out On The Town
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Bookmarked by TheMostHumbleOfTortoises (Caskets_Here)
23 Mar 2026