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Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.
The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.
AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All
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03 Jul 2026
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“Fine. Ah, so I found Chopper – but! We got separated when the place collapsed. It was a cult, by the way, I was right. You were a sacrifice, mosshead – be honored! Had the whole ritual table, dark god thing going on, they even had people to feed you after you ‘embraced the god of hunger’. Crazy shithead assholes.”
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"Just – don’t let me hurt you, shit cook.”
“You won’t.”
That finally made Zoro look up, his face slick with sweat – and tears? Surely not – his gaze intense as he searched Sanji’s face, the look in his eye desperate and unsure. At last he swallowed and nodded again, reaching up to cup the blonde’s jaw once more, “No, I won’t. But just in case, I’m trusting you not to let me.”
And that was easy to promise, Sanji nodding back as he leaned in that last bit, kissing the idiot. His lips were still soft, his teeth too sharp, and for a moment they went slowly, tasting each other, the aching need between them almost sweet, almost real.
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(Zoro gets kidnapped and found by Sanji after being drugged. Actually quite sweet.)- Language:
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24 Jun 2026
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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15 Jun 2026
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Carnal Pleasures by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Mar 2024
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Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
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12 Jun 2026
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On Sight by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
23 Nov 2024
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Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.- Language:
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12 Jun 2026
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Zoro gets sunburned. Sanji discovers that he enjoys it a little too much.
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10 Jun 2026
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“I don’t need to compare,” Sanji says hotly. “I already know mine’s bigger. It would be a waste of time.”
This is so obviously the reaction Zoro is looking for that it’s no surprise when he says, “Sounds to me like you’re scared, shit cook.”
“Like hell I am!” Sanji retorts, helpless to resist the heady rush of a challenge from Roronoa Zoro. Even when it’s one so orchestrated.
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10 Jun 2026
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Luffy's going to get Zoro and Sanji to kiss if it's the last thing he does.
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08 Jun 2026
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Zoro, Sanji, and how they learn to be greater than the sum of their parts.
Or: in which Sanji steps in front of Zoro again in Sabaody. They both get sent to Kuraigana Island.
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07 Jun 2026
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It hits him as he’s counting out his haul propped up on the deck of the Sunny that there’s not music playing, and in fact, he’s not the person thinking of the song currently stuck in his head.
Or, Sanji gets cursed by some backwater island on some random Tuesday afternoon to hear Zoro's thoughts. It goes about as well as expected.
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04 Jun 2026
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If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it.
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26 May 2026
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Sanji wishes he could say that he disembarks the plane with a spring in his step, but mainly all he feels is a fresh wave of anxiety sweep over him.
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21 May 2026
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Sanji’s just flung a bag of trash in the dumpster behind the All Blue when he hears the noise, a sort of low rumble that echoes through the narrow space.
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19 May 2026
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“Anyway,” Zoro continued amid Sanji’s silence, “I’m not going to die.”
Sanji made a scoffing sound. “You can’t just decide that, asshole,” he said, tying off the thread. He trailed his fingertips over the jagged seam, checking for any imperfections. “You can’t cheat death.”
“We’ll see.”
To Sanji, Zoro is an enigma. An infuriating one, but one he is drawn to nonetheless. For as much self-assurance Zoro appears to have, Sanji has about as much self-doubt. If he can just understand what goes on inside that mossy head of his, maybe he can figure a few things out about himself as well.
Discovering that there might be something other than rivalry brewing between them, is something Sanji isn't quite prepared for.
(Rated M for explicit language, canon-typical violence and sexual content for later chapters).
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15 May 2026
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so tell me when (you're gonna let me in) by Resacon1990
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2023
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“Marimo,” Sanji greets, his voice raspy from disuse. “I thought you were on watch tonight.”
“I am.” Zoro seems too hesitate for a moment, as if deciding his words carefully. “I heard movement and came down to see what it was.”
Sanji raises an eyebrow, lifting up the blanket that is definitely the one they keep up in the crows nest, the familiar bright red of its wool dulled in the dark. “So this is meant to be a weapon then?”
Or, five nights they talked, and the one night they confessed.
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14 May 2026
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in the cracks of light (i dreamed of you) by abandonedstrawberry
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Jan 2023
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Zoro isn’t the type to worry. As far as he’s concerned, every time he wakes up is a blank slate. You get sliced by a six-armed swordsman, you eat a bad fish, you break a few ribs—you take a nap, and when you wake up, things are better. So that’s what Zoro expects every morning when he wakes up on deck to an eerily quiet ocean; it’s just that Sanji isn’t snapping out of it.
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The Merry is becalmed, and Sanji's acting weird.
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13 May 2026
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Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.
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06 May 2026
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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02 May 2026
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It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”
And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.
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Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.
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02 May 2026
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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27 Apr 2026