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    Contingencies and Congruencies by

    Fandoms: One Piece  

    28 Apr 2023

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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    03 Jul 2026

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    the roar of the waves by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    23 Feb 2026

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    “Fine. Ah, so I found Chopper – but! We got separated when the place collapsed. It was a cult, by the way, I was right. You were a sacrifice, mosshead – be honored! Had the whole ritual table, dark god thing going on, they even had people to feed you after you ‘embraced the god of hunger’. Crazy shithead assholes.”

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    "Just – don’t let me hurt you, shit cook.”

    “You won’t.”

    That finally made Zoro look up, his face slick with sweat – and tears? Surely not – his gaze intense as he searched Sanji’s face, the look in his eye desperate and unsure. At last he swallowed and nodded again, reaching up to cup the blonde’s jaw once more, “No, I won’t. But just in case, I’m trusting you not to let me.”

    And that was easy to promise, Sanji nodding back as he leaned in that last bit, kissing the idiot. His lips were still soft, his teeth too sharp, and for a moment they went slowly, tasting each other, the aching need between them almost sweet, almost real.

     

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    (Zoro gets kidnapped and found by Sanji after being drugged. Actually quite sweet.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    08 Dec 2024

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    When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.

    When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.

    Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Carnal Pleasures by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)  

    21 Mar 2024

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    Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
    So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
    It doesn't.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    On Sight by

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    23 Nov 2024

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    Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
    Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.

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    12 Jun 2026