Bislis



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.

    “Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”

    Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”

    “Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”

    -----

    AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!

    The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    4,657
    Bookmarks:
    615
    Hits:
    20,759

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Dr Captain Ryland Grace returns to an Earth that had long designated him “history”; 58 years old, and with a body that ached in vicious revenge, Grace wanted to take Rocky and Adrian through the wonders of Planet Earth before his time came.

     

    Rocky and Adrian would very much like it if Grace stopped referencing his mortality, and are finding Earth about as peculiar and spectacular as the man the planet gave them.

     

    Earth is pleasantly surprised to see their intergalactic neighbours at their doorstep, and would very much like to confiscate Grace from Rocky for scientific study, because how the fuck was he still alive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,525
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    775
    Bookmarks:
    199
    Hits:
    9,161

    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Five times Grace regretted becoming a teacher, and one time he never wanted to be anything else

    1: Student Teaching
    2: Classroom Decorating
    3: Switching Schools
    4: Hotlines
    5: When Bad Things Happen
    6: Home

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,578
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    465

    19 Jun 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    I was asleep when it happened. I'd woken up without my meories on a suicide mission to save the sun and met and tentitivly befriended an alien(!!) this past month. My life was already going crazy.

    So why wouldn't a blood covered person appear out of nowhere on my ship. And oh boy, its a kid the age of my students. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,265
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    330
    Kudos:
    550
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    7,404

    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Simon is the new history teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle and he likes his job. A lot. It's fun teaching the kids and it's nice being able to adapt to civilian life. The only hiccup is the science teacher next door.

    Ryland is excited to befriend the new history teacher, but for some reason he can't seem to have a normal conversation with him. Like ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,680
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    934
    Kudos:
    1,156
    Bookmarks:
    188
    Hits:
    16,013

    12 Jun 2026