Berty
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- Stargate SG-1 (68)
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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (31)
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- Merlin (TV) (4)
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A coffee shop meet cute AU from two different perspectives but with one goal.
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Merlin is starting afresh. New home. New life. No more terrible boyfriend; he's going to focus on his work. Except there's this guy who lives in the flat opposite who is distracting him. A strangers to lovers story by way of bad dance moves, insane ex-boyfriends, gag gifts and misunderstandings.
Written for Merlin Bingo and the prompt "Pranks and Practical Jokes".
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Sometimes, you meet interesting people online...
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- Part 1 of Harder Than It Looks
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Sherlock has been gone for two years and John Watson is doing okay. He goes to work. He sleeps (sometimes). He eats. He has colleagues, some of whom are even friends. He has purpose. If it's not a life as others might view it, it's a fair approximation. It's fine. He's fine.
One night the lights go out and when they come back on everything is the same except for one important thing. For John it's the most important thing.
And suddenly John is not fine at all.
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Yule's Eve means a trip to the forest to collect greenery to deck Camelot's halls. It also means cold feet, snow fights and two idiots who shouldn't really be left alone for extended periods of time. Magic is roused when old feelings stir on the eve of the shortest day of the year.
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- Part 1 of Albion's Crown
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"Don't you have any normal people clothes?" John asked from his armchair one day.
That was his first mistake...
A ridiculous, smutty romp through Sherlock's wardrobe, courtesy of John Watson.
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At the end of a long week, Nick likes to unwind with a night out and a warm body in his bed. He’s been in his slut era for a while now and can charm the pants off someone with his eyes closed; who knew he’d turn out to be such a natural at pulling?
But then Charlie appears on the scene, who is just as confident, attractive and unashamedly flirtatious as Nick is. He’s there for the same thing - to forget the world, have fun and mess around. And he’s damn good at it. Maybe even better than Nick.
From the moment they meet, it feels a bit like this town isn’t big enough for the both of them. And so the rivalry begins.
Please note the final chapter contains explicit smut. The rest of the story is M-rated. ❤️
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Bookmarked by Berty
13 May 2026
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There are many words Simon would use to describe Wilhelm. “Arrogant,” “spoiled,” and “a prissy prince” to name a few. Likewise, Wilhelm thinks he has Simon accurately labeled as an attention-seeking asshat who never shuts his loud mouth. Their disdain for each other seems to know no bounds, until the two wake up in one bed after a house party which causes a surge in their friends’ pre-existing notion that Simon and Wilhelm’s hatred for each other is just poorly veiled lust.
Eventually it all becomes too much for either of them to handle, leading to Simon and Wilhelm agreeing to fake date long enough to end their “relationship” in a massive staged fight which will finally get their friends off of their backs once and for all. But the more time they spend together, the more their plan begins to fall apart, and they realize that falling for your enemy isn’t as impossible as it seems.
TLDR: An enemies to lovers & fake dating story, with focuses on Simon’s struggle to keep his family afloat despite his father’s abuse and addiction, and Wille’s trauma and anxiety from childhood to adulthood, heavily based on the book “They Hate Each Other” by Amanda Woody
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Bookmarked by Berty
08 Apr 2026
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As if having to do community service for a stupid drug offense isn't bad enough, Simon gets stuck with none other than Bad Boy Prince Wilhelm who is working off the hours he received for getting into a club fight.
Simon is not interested in getting to know Wilhelm, no matter how secretly intrigued he is by the prince's tattoos and his nose ring. Unfortunately, it turns out that Wilhelm has an actual personality that is hard to resist.
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Bookmarked by Berty
30 Mar 2026
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One message. One message on Christmas Eve is all it takes to turn Wille's world upside down once again. He hasn't spoken to Simon since they wished each other a nice summer on graduation day. With Hillerska closed, they've moved on to different schools and on with their lives. Or have they?
Bookmarked by Berty
18 Oct 2025
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A whore is not someone you attempt to woo or charm. A whore is not someone you should strive to impress. A whore is someone whose opinion matters very little. Someone you rent for a bit of fun and release. You just put money on the table and they get to say yes or no – and for the record, they seldom say no. So a whore is no one to pine for. Which is just as well, because Arthur isn’t pining for anyone.
And certainly not anyone who’ll disappear off with any random knight for the right amount.