BatCatnip
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2013: Arctic Monkeys releases Do I wanna know? and they decide to take it as an instruction manual.
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Dating 101 for dummies by BatCatnip
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Mar 2025
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Two dumbasses fell in love but neither of them knows how feelings works
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In teaching you will learn (how to love) by BatCatnip
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
17 Oct 2024
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the math teacher and the biology teacher are trying to hide something from the rest (spoiler: they both suck at it)
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Caleb's Collection (NSFW) by gingxjas
Fandom love and deep, 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
27 Apr 2026
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28 Apr 2026
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Joe and Cherry run into a problem. Conspiracy theories have started to surface in some fan forums of "S" that the two of them are secretly dating one another.
Both of them agree that the idea is absurd, but can't agree on which one of them would be the better boyfriend if they actually were dating. So they decide to have a competition, to see who can be the better romantic partner when pitted up against one another.
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08 Mar 2026
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“Taste that fer me.” Osamu says, offering a spoonful to Rin once it’s done.
Instead of acting like a normal human being and taking the spoon from Osamu, Rin leans forward, tongue out, and slips the cold metal into his mouth while the chef is still very much holding onto it.
Osamu swallows at the same time as Rin moans around the spoon.
The chef averts his eyes, closes them and screams internally.
“That’s so fucking good.” Rin praises, and wastes no time in reaching over to try and dip a finger into the cream. Osamu slaps his hand again before he makes it and clicks his tongue.
”Ouch.” Rin mumbles. “You’ve got freakishly strong hands, you know that?”
“I know.” He answers.
Of course he does, he grew up slapping Atsumu’s hands away.
“You must give a mean spanking.”
And Osamu’s brain screeches to a halt.
or an AU where Private Chef Osamu is hired by a mysterious (Rin is world famous, Osamu just got too lazy to search him up) billionaire and for the first time ever considers breaking his 'no sex in the kitchen' rule
(also if his idiot of a brother would stop trying to make a sugar daddy out of his boss's accountant, that'd be great)
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29 Sep 2025
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osamu belongs with rin that's the law <3
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19 Sep 2025
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Keiji slumps back against the cabinets with a whimpered groan. He lets his eyes close, desperate to reconstruct the vision of Koutarou in glasses before the details fade from his memory: the silver frames that accentuated the gold glow of his eyes, the thin wires that highlighted the strength of his brows.
He was so handsome, so dignified. He didn’t look old, (fuck you, Miya), but he did look older in the most delicious way. He looked like Keiji’s superior, like he should toss Keiji around and throw him on the mattress and call him the sweetest, filthiest names and maybe make him cry.
Oh god. Yes.
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or: Koutarou gets glasses, and Keiji attempts to convince him just how handsome he is in them.
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15 Sep 2025