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    Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky at morning, shepherd's warning. Red optics trapped behind glass in an empty pizzaplex? Probably also not a good omen.

    You're hired at the newly-rebuilt pizzaplex as a janitor, and spend your days cleaning already clean halls in preparation for the re-opening. It’s boring. That is, until you find a weird door and an even weirder room, and make a friend in an unlikely place.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    After a reckless night, Zanka finds his whole world turning upside down by the force that is Jabber Wonger, a stranger who embodied everything Zanka had been taught to denounce. Everything in his life gets redefined, leaving him unsteady and lost.

    And free.

     

    (Zanka is gonna be frustrating as hell at first, bear with me he has character development to go through!)

    Edit 4/1: Please do not ask me who tops and who bottoms. I will not answer. This fic is not only about sex, there's a story being told, a larger narrative. If the most important thing to you when reading this is who tops and who bottoms, this story isn't for you. Thank you.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    In a world filled with humans and animatronics alike, (AFAB) Reader is a teacher and the most sought out catch of the town. Drawing the eyes of many suitors, including the mayor, you found yourself avoiding proposals left and right as you consider yourself married to your job. However, the mayor gave you an ultimatum to marry him or find yourself spending the rest of your life in jail. You decide to run away, dressed as a man, willing to start anew in a city across the country. During your attempt to escape by train, a group of outlaws known as the Black Stars hijacks the train. To avoid getting killed, you offer your services as a teacher, taking care of the younger orphans who were forced into the gang at an early age. You begin your life as a man, getting teased on the daily for having a pretty face. Will you be able to avoid the new affection and attention of your Celestial leaders? Will hiding your true self be as easy as you assumed? Will you successfully escape with your life or will your past catch up to you and drag you back?

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    26 Mar 2025

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    A sequel to Turn Back Time.
    Needless to say, complications arise.

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    30 Sep 2023

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    This whole story had me biting a table leg barking. It broke me over and over again before finally piecing me back together. The fight scenes are INCREDIBLE. Legend was my absolute favorite in this. The "You want a Legend? I'll give you a Legend." And "Legends never die." Had me SCREAMING. Him with all three Rods and 21 rings? Going insane. Hyrule and him fighting together? So well done. But what really hurt me in all of it, spoiler alert here, was the scene with Twilight and Sky. And Twi just walking back with a red sword instead of the black that everyone else had, begging for him to turn it back.
    Every part of this story was beautiful. So THANK YOU for blessing us with it.