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    Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.

    Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.

    Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?

    Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    You wanted to get into porn and your friend recommends an upscale private club where men pay for women.

    Things seem to be going well when you find yourself enthralled with a mysterious group of men who seem to know more than they’re letting on

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    02 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    In the 1850s, when monsters and humans coexisted and the land was divided by countries and nations, one thing stood out. And apparently, it was you.

    A slave, who spent her whole life working in the mansion of Mt. Ebott. You were a kind and well-mannered woman, as the scars trickling up your body could be proof of your discipline. You knew to speak little of yourself, you knew never to disobey the orders the head maids gave you, and always to know your place. Almost as if they treated you no different than a dog. So to speak, it was your life, and the reason why the head maids kept you alive. But little did you know you'd become the interest of the Lords that would arrive once a century.

    The Lords you- the maids cared the mansion for. Fighting battles and travelling from one land to another consistently, they needed a place to rest, therefore the purpose of the mansion resting on Mt. Ebott. And since these maids were more than ecstatic for the upcoming arrival of these lords, you were wise to avoid them. Sorta.

    Who knew dressing and acting differently would only attract unwanted attention? And they sure had a bone to pick with you.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    What's life without a little excitement now and then?
    Like two new housemates that are skeletons!

    A Horrortale/Farmtale story about living a quiet life and finding love and friendship.

     

    Inspired by:
    Horrortale by sourapplestudios, First Contact (a collection of Fables and Romances) by Llama_Goddess, and Fur a good time call... by potatochisp.

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    • Part 1 of TMH
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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    You are here to execute a mission.

    A lieutenant seconded from the French Foreign Legion. Callsign: Siren. Your true identity: an infiltrator, a spy hired by a hostile power.

    Your target is him. König. KorTac's highest-rated assault operator. A giant who hides behind a hood and silence.

    You studied his file. Social anxiety. Childhood trauma. Battlefield madness.

    You know how to handle someone like this. Enthusiasm. Directness. Unashamed interest. A beam of light suddenly flooding a dark room. You prepared all your lines, all your smiles, all your micro-expressions.

    You walk in. Your eyes find him in the corner. And then you smile.

    "Finally get to meet you, König. You're much more interesting than your file photo."

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    20 Jun 2026