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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
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12 Jun 2026
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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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12 Jun 2026
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When Herm's grandma brings in another batch of stray cats (which he said no to, mind you, but he can't just put them back!), he doesn't expect to find a cat willing to put up with his water.
He also doesn't expect said cat to have a big litter of kittens when he decides to keep her, but he really should learn to expect anything by now.
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This thing is just straight crack and fluff galore, you've been warned, lol. No ships with Waterboy, but I did consider making this Watermech.
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10 Jun 2026
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The team makes guesses on how old Robert is. When they finally get their answer, they start to do the numbers and don't like it.
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10 Jun 2026
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Shielded From The Star(s) by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Fall Guy (2024)
09 Jun 2026
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Eva Stratt needs Ryland Grace to step up and into the spotlight. More and more the world is asking scientific questions beyond her expertise, and as her second in command and lead scientist, she needs him by her side.
He is resistant to step into the public eye.
She assumes it's simple stage fright, but a heat of the moment admission reveals a much darker part of his past, and a much deeper insight into her friend. Grace is terrified of his ex-husband, and as he confides in her, she understands why.
She will not let it stand.Series
- Part 11 of My PHM fics
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10 Jun 2026